Blissful Escape Massage Therapy- Laura RMT

😂 FUNNY FRIDAY WITH YOUR RMT

Me: “How are you feeling?”
Client: “Pretty good!”
Me: touches one shoulder
Client: “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!”
😂😂😂

Sometimes we don't realize how much tension we're carrying until someone finds it!
💆‍♀️ Your muscles have secrets… and apparently they're ready to tell me everything. 😂

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This week i have weekend availability! Saturday 9-4pm and Sunday 10-1pm

🌿 WELLNESS WEDNESDAY 🌿

📱 Your neck called… it wants a break from your phone. 😂
Looking down at your phone for long periods can leave your neck and shoulders feeling pretty cranky.

Try the 20-20-20 rule:
👀 Every 20 minutes
📱 Look away from your screen
🌳 Focus on something farther away for about 20 seconds
Your neck will thank you! 💆‍♀️

And yes… you can still scroll afterward. 😂

Blissful Escape Massage Therapy – Laura RMT 💚
Still some spots this week! text or call 587-202-9095!

😂 THINGS YOUR RMT WANTS YOU TO KNOW

“Did you drink enough water today?”
You: “Does coffee count?” ☕👀
Your RMT: 😐

I love coffee too… but your body also needs WATER! 💧😂

Bring your water bottle, drink throughout the day, and keep yourself hydrated.
Your muscles will appreciate it. 💚

📲 Blissful Escape Massage Therapy – Laura RMT
Direct billing, opening this week! Text or call 587-202-9095 to save your spot!

🚨 YOUR SIGN TO BOOK THAT MASSAGE IS HERE! 🚨

Been saying “I really need a massage…” for the last 3 weeks? 👀😂
Consider this your sign to STOP WAITING AND BOOK IT! 💆‍♀️✨
I have some great openings this week — including evening + weekend appointments! 🙌

💚 MONDAY: 9:00–1:30
💚 TUESDAY: 9:00 • 12:00 • 1:30
💚 WEDNESDAY: 9:00–1:30 • 5:00
💚 THURSDAY: 9:00–1:00 • 5:00
💚 FRIDAY: 9:00–1:30
💚 SATURDAY: 10:00–4:00
💚 SUNDAY: 12:00–4:00

✨ 60 & 90 MINUTE APPOINTMENTS
✨ DIRECT BILLING AVAILABLE

Whether your shoulders are living up by your ears, your back is begging for attention, or you just need an hour to relax and reset… I’ve got you! 💚

📲 Message me to grab your spot!
📞 587-202-9095

Blissful Escape Massage Therapy – Laura, RMT 🌿

⚠️ Don’t wait until your body is screaming for help — book before these spots disappear! 😉

Send a message to learn more

😂 FUNNY FRIDAY WITH YOUR RMT 💆‍♀️

Your body after a long week:
Neck: “I quit.”
Shoulders: “Same.”
Lower back: “Absolutely not.”
Feet: “What did we do to deserve this?” 😂
And then there’s YOU:
“I’m fine.” 👀
Are you though? 😂

End the week by giving your body some TLC!
🌿 Blissful Escape Massage Therapy – Laura RMT
📲 Message me to book your next escape!

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✨ LAST-MINUTE AVAILABILITY TODAY! ✨

Still have a few spots open today for a 60 or 90-minute massage! 💆‍♀️🌿

📅 Today — Thursday, Sept. 10
⏰ 11:30 AM • 1:00 PM • 7:00 PM

💳 Direct billing available to many insurance providers!

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📲 text or call 587-202-9095 to book your spot!

🌿 WELLNESS WEDNESDAY 🌿
💆‍♀️ Did you know your shoulders shouldn’t live next to your ears? 😂
If you catch yourself walking around like this 👇
😬 “I have 47 things to do today.”
…it might be time to relax those shoulders!
Try this today:
✨ Drop your shoulders away from your ears
✨ Take 3 slow, deep breaths
✨ Roll your shoulders gently backward
✨ Give yourself a little movement break

And if your shoulders are STILL refusing to cooperate…

📲 Maybe it's time to book that massage. 😉💚
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😂 **THINGS YOUR RMT WANTS YOU TO KNOW

You don’t have to wait until you can barely turn your head to book a massage. 👀

If your body is already saying:

“Hey… remember me?”
“Everything hurts.”
“Why did I sleep like THAT?”
“I can’t feel my shoulders anymore.” 😂

…it might be time to book.

💆‍♀️ Regular massage can be part of taking care of your body BEFORE it starts screaming at you.

Your future self will thank you. 😉🌿

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🌿✨ **OPENINGS THIS WEEK!** ✨🌿
**September 7–11**

Need a little *you time*? 💆‍♀️🤍 I have some openings available this week!

📅 **MONDAY, SEPT 7**
✨ 6:00 PM
✨ 7:30 PM

📅 **TUESDAY, SEPT 8**
✨ 9:00 AM – 11:00 AM
✨ 6:00 PM
✨ 7:30 PM

📅 **WEDNESDAY, SEPT 9**
✨ 4:00 PM
✨ 5:30 PM

📅 **THURSDAY, SEPT 10**
✨ 9:00 AM – 1:00 PM

📅 **FRIDAY, SEPT 11**
✨ 9:00 AM – 1:00 PM

💆‍♀️ Therapeutic • Relaxation • Deep • Targeted
🌿 Cupping • TMJ

✨ **Start your weekend feeling relaxed instead of running on empty!**

📲 Bookonline**Blissful Escape Massage Therapy – Laura RMT** to grab your spot!

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😂 POV: Your muscles have been sending you warning signs… and you’ve been ignoring them.

Your neck: “HELP.”
Your shoulders: “WE’RE TIRED.”
Your lower back: “I’M DONE.”
Your body: “PLEASE BOOK THE MASSAGE.”
You: “Maybe next week.” 👀

Meanwhile, your muscles are in the group chat talking about you. 😂

💆‍♀️ Don’t wait until your body completely revolts!

Come relax, reset, and let me work out some of that tension. 🌿✨

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