The Rossendale Grinch

‼️🟢 THE GRINCH PARTY IS ALMOST COMPLETELY SOLD OUT! 🟢‼️

Just a little reminder that your ticket is NOT secured until payment has been made. If you haven’t paid yet, your place hasn’t been reserved! 💚

Don’t miss out — secure your spot before it’s too late! 🎄🎅🏽

💚🎄 WOW! Our Grinch Party is already 60% SOLD OUT in just 5 days! 🎄💚

A HUGE thank you to everyone who has bought tickets and supported us so far! 🥹💚 We can’t wait to celebrate with you all! 🎉

🎟️ GET YOUR TICKETS NOW to avoid disappointment!

⚠️ Please remember, once we’re SOLD OUT, we won’t be able to accept any additional bookings due to the room’s capacity.

💚 IMPORTANT: Unpaid tickets cannot be reserved, so please make sure your payment is completed to secure your place!

💚🎄 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRISTMAS! THE GRINCH IS THROWING A PARTY! 🎄💚

🎟️ TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE! 🎟️

DM for tickets 🎟️

⚠️ NOW LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE WHOS!
🎟️ Limited capacity — be quick!
💰 Payment in full to secure tickets.
🚫 Non-refundable, but transferable.
👨‍👩‍👧 Maximum 2 adults per family.

📅 20th December | ⏰ 3pm–5:30pm
📍 Rawtenstall Cricket Club

💚 Child: £23
💚 Adult: £5

Expect festive food, fresh cakes, crafts, gingerbread decorating, face painting, DJ games, snowball fights and a private 1-1 meeting with ME! 🎁 Every child gets a gift… OR AN ONION! 🧅😂 Plus, a prize for the best fancy dress!

Once they’re gone, they’re GONE! Don’t come crying to ME when you miss out! 😈💚

HOW DARE YOU ALL COME TO THE GRINCH’S PARTY! 🎄💚

💚🎄 OH, SO YOU LOT WANTED A GRINCH PARTY?! WELL, FINE… YOU'VE GOT ONE! 🎄💚

NOW LISTEN UP, YOU MISERABLE LOT! 😈💚

If we're doing this, we're doing it MY WAY! And don't even THINK about mentioning that big red fool, SANTA! 😡🎅🚫 This is MY party, MY rules, and quite frankly, I'm the only one who matters! 💁‍♂️💚😂

Sunday 20th December at Rawtenstall Cricket Club

🎟️ TICKET PRICES (DON'T ALL FAINT AT ONCE!)

💚 £19.95 per child
💚 £5 per adult (limited to 2 per family)

I can already hear you lot moaning about the price! 🙄 BUT before you start whinging, let me remind you that I'm not made of money… well, actually, I'm the Grinch, and I don't like spending it! 😂💚

But even I have to admit… there's a LOT included! 🙌

💚 HERE'S WHAT YOU LITTLE WHOVIANS ARE GETTING:

🥧 Pie & peas for everyone (yes, EVERYONE… don't get greedy!)
💚 A fresh Grinch-style buffet (try not to eat it all at once!)
🧁 Fresh cakes (and no, you can't have them all!)
🎁 A private 1-to-1 visit with ME, THE GRINCH, AND CINDY LOU, including a gift for every child! 🎁
🎨 Face painting (some of you could do with a little colour!)
✂️ Arts & crafts (try not to make too much mess!)
🍪 Gingerbread man decorating (don't even THINK about eating all the decorations!)
🎶 A DJ with games and prizes (you might even win something… if you're lucky!) 😏

FANCY DRESS PRIZE FOR THE BEST DRESSED WHOVILLE!

😈💚 AND BEFORE YOU ASK… YES, IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG DEAL, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE THERE! 💚😈

⚠️ LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE! ⚠️

There's only room for so many of you, so don't come crying to me when you've left it too late! 😏

🎟️ TICKETS GO ON SALE SOON! 👀

Keep your eyes peeled, your wallets ready, and your Christmas cheer to yourselves! 💚😂

AND REMEMBER… NO SANTA, NO WHINGING, AND ABSOLUTELY NO ONE STEALING MY SPOTLIGHT! 😡🎅🚫

💚🎄 THE GRINCH HAS SPOKEN… NOW BE GONE! 🎄💚

CINDY POO 💚🧅

💚🎄💚 A LITTLE IDEA FROM THE ROSSENDALE GRINCH… 💚🎄💚

I’ve been having a little think… 🤔🎄 as I’m now minimising home visits, What would you all say to THE ROSSENDALE GRINCH HOSTING HIS VERY OWN GRINCHMAS PARTY THIS YEAR?! 💚🎉

I’m talking a proper Grinch-themed Christmas party, full of festive fun, music, drinks, games and plenty of Grinchy mischief! 💚🎶🎄

BUT… before I go booking a venue, I need to know if you lot would actually be interested in coming! 😂💚

So, let’s hear it… 👇

💚 WHO WOULD BE UP FOR A ROSSENDALE GRINCHMAS PARTY?! 💚

Drop a comment below and let me know if you’d come along! 👇🎄

Nothing is booked just yet — I’m just testing the waters to see if there’s enough interest to make it happen! 👀

💚🧅GRINCH IS TAKING BOOKINGS FROM TOMORROW!💚🧅

Private events only…….

Then from 14th September I will start taking home visits which will be limited.

WE GO AGAIN!