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The two ridges lay side by side. One was Kameno, the other was Makuyu. Between them was a valley. It was called the valley of life. Behind Kameno and Makuyu were many more valleys and ridges lying without a discernible plan...........
.......A river flowed through the valley of life. If there had been no bush and no forest trees covering the slopes, you could have seen the river when you stood on top of either Kameno or Makuyu...........
... The river was called Honia, which meant cure, or bring-back-to-life. Honia River never dried..........

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A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matters
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