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Towards elections Kasongo lazima aanze kulialia but this time round tunamuonea 18...

My pregnant wife slept almost the WHOLE day… then woke up and told me she’s exhausted because she’s been “working in a factory producing baby organs” 😩🤣

She said she was able to produce 10 finger today can you just imagine 🤦‍♀️😩

Pregnant women, please be honest… does this factory run 24/7 or am I being played? 😭😂

Husbands, are we allowed to question this factory or should I just keep quiet? 😭🤣

Juzi jumapili nikiwa kanisa nilitoa sadaka 5k kutoka kwa mfuko yngu😌😋. Kidogo mtu akaniguza kutoka nyuma akanipea manoti mob sana💰, k**a 50k hivi,, mi nikazirusha kwa iyo basket ya sadaka😊😊,,, nikaangalia nyuma nione nani huyu anatoa sadaka mob, jamaa akaniambia, "Hiyo pesa we ndo umeangusha wakati ulikua unatoa ya sadaka."😳😳😳😳

Nikafaint nikaamini nimekufa 🙈🙈, kuamka nikapata nimelala kwa bed alafu kando alikua mtu amevalia nguo za white..nikamwambia, ''malaika, please ambia mungu anirudishie iyo pesa ni loan nilikopa, nilifaa kubuy manguo na vitu za kutumia."😧😫. Akasema, "shut up,hapa ni hosipitali na mimi ni daktari"😳😳😳🙆🙆🙆🙆.🚮
Nikafaint kabisa🙈🙈😂😂😂😂🏃. ATA sai bado nimeumia😭😭🙆🙄

I told my wife I was going to work… but instead, I went to visit her best friend’s house. 😭😂

Unfortunately, her best friend’s husband is a soldier. And as if my anc£$tors wanted to expose me that day, the soldier suddenly came back home. 😭

I paπick£d and quickly crawled under the bed. 🫣😂

The soldier sent his wife to the market, so I thought, “Okay, I have surv!v£d.” 😌

But this man picked up his phone and started calling another lady. 😭 He invited her over, and shortly after, the woman arrived.

I was still under the bed, sw£ating like a cr!m!πal during interrogation. 😂

Then suddenly… KNOCK KNOCK! 🚪😳

The soldier’s wife had returned!

She shouted, “Honey, my clothes are sta!πed. I want to change!”

Before opening the door, the soldier quickly told the lady, “Go and h!de under the bed!” 😭😭😭

The lady crawled under the bed…

And the moment she entered, we came face-to-face. 👀

I looked at her.

She looked at me.

We both fr0ze like two rabbits that had just seen a snake. 🐇🐇😂

Guess who it was?

MY WIFE!!! 😭😭😭😭

Neither of us said a word.

At that moment, I realized this was no longer a ch£atiπg investigation… it was a family meeting under the bed. 😂😂😂

So apparently, while I was ch£ating on my wife with her best friend, my wife was also ch£ating on me with the soldier’s husband. 😭

I slowly looked at her and whispered:

“Madam… so this is why you said you were going to your friend’s house?” 😒
She looked at me and whispered:
“Mr. Man… and you said you were going to work!” 😭😂
That day, both of us l∆st our jobs, our relationships, and our respect for beds. 🤣🤣
As for the marriage… the bed was the only innocent person in the whole story. 😭😂

wacha chocha then uwezani end up wth excuses

Nihawaa 2

A hen can be feed by anyone but at the tail point,it will be fruitful at it owner base. This it WANTAM bus no stage sided till to the destination.
OL KALAO eat all na hospitals hazina matures sasa juu yenu .😂😂😂😹😹😹
UDA fanyeni mipango Kwa huyo Mr. muchina arudi china

"Sisi tunataka paaaa waaaaaaah,

it like Kila pahali naenda pawa ilibebwa,ama niseme Sisi ni sifuna??"
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