Amateur Biotics

DAMN mama, you thick!

Ohhh BABY! Follow the link in our bio to a survey about kombucha. We want to know what you like 🥰

Pure science.

New name, same mission. Let’s bring Columbus the best kombucha they’ve ever had.
There’s plenty of red tape to get through, but once summers here find us at your local farmers market 🦎

Wanna namaste healthy this winter? Come taste test at and see how delicious probiotics can be.

2 P’s in a pod 😋
Great things come in 🍐‘ s. This awesome duo will be available all winter long in 16, 32 and 64oz. Or, make your own! Recipe is staring right at you.

🍓+🍋=?
Missing summer yet? I feel ya. Treat yo self to a jar of strawberry lemonade to remind yourself what ☀️ tastes like. Only $12 for 64oz.
🍓+🍋=❤️!

Take a step outside your comfort zone. This week’s flavor is Pi**ed Off Pear - a little spicy, a little sweet, a lot of probiotics. Make it yours while it’s still around 📥

Kombucha: liquid sunshine on a day we need it badly. Free samples now serving at clintonville farmers market!
🍊 blood orange
💃🏻 mango mama
⛩ ginger blueberry


@ Clintonville Farmers' Market

Give the gift of health, to your friends and to your self🥂

Here’s a little experiment in the works..
Playing with an airlock, added brewing yeast and added sugar.
Here’s a math problem to get you going today: yeast + sugar - oxygen + time = ???