FunnyBone

At what age do we stop thinking someone is behind us when we turn the light off & walk out of a room?? Asking for a friend

Sometimes I wonder how many times I have waved back at someone that wasn't waving at me

Imagine someone still hating you for something you don't even remember 💀That's tough

I am not okay but I am funny so it balances out

My toxic trait is I overshare then think about it for the next decade 🥴

Nobody on my 600lb life is single 🤷‍♀️

So imma go ahead and eat this cupcake 🧁

No regerts

💀 currently

Idk bout yall but I can't even think straight knowing a package got delivered while i’m not home.. 😭

I just realized they call the police 12 because 9 +1 +1 = 12 🚔

"You can come if you want" is the most disrespectful invitation ever bru