Pick Your Poison Beard Products
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Hand made beard oil for anyone looking to step up their beard care game. Pick Your Poison was created to cater to the needs of today's bearded connoisseur.
Designed specifically to absorb quickly and nourish your beard, these oils are crafted by hand and tailored to smell great and make your beard look better than ever. Using a custom blend of jojoba, sweet almond, and argan oil, our beard oils will keep your beard dandruff at bay and keep your whiskers looking and feeling their best all day long. We know there are a lot of products out there today for your facial hair needs, and we encourage you to Pick Your Poison carefully.
07/11/2026
We are excited to introduce our newest dangerously alluring scent, Viper. This dry, peppery scent with notes of sage and verbena is inspired by the deserts that various venomous snakes of the Viperidae family call home. Using a wide variety of potent hemotoxins and neurotoxins, these serpents have adapted to their extreme environments to become effective hunters and some of the most feared animals in the world. Our beard oils will make your beard just as potent. Grab yourself or a bearded loved one a bottle today, and always remember to Pick Your Poison carefully.
06/23/2026
We are excited to announce that we have our online ordering up and running! Stop by pypbeard.my.canva.site to order yourself some of our hand crafted beard oils today! Free shipping on all order of 3 bottles or more! Right now we only have our original 3 scents available online but we are working to get the rest of our dangerously alluring scents available, including a new brew debuting soon!
Big news everyone. We have officially formed our LLC! We are working on getting purchasing from our website up and running, but in the mean time you can still order by messaging us directly here. Pick up a bottle of our hand crafted oils to get your beard looking the best it ever has, and Pick Your Poison Today!
02/16/2026
We are excited to announce we will be at the Spring Craft Fair in Bellevue again this year! Be sure to stop by and see our hand crafted beard oils for yourself, and Pick Your Poison in person this March!
01/02/2026
Happy New Year! Big things in the works for this year. Make sure you look your best in 2026 and your beard immaculate. Message us to order your Pick Your Poison hand crafted beard oils today!
10/11/2025
We are all set up and ready to make your beard the best it's ever been. Stop by at the Lied Activity Center in Bellevue to Pick Your Poison today!
Just a reminder to everyone we do accept orders through messages if you can't catch us in person at an event. Prices are below. Feel free to message us today and get your order in!
$17 per bottle for standard (Nic Fit, Fugu, Dendro) and seasonal (Maluce) scents
$45 for 3 pack mix and match of standard (Nic Fit, Fugu, Dendro) and seasonal (Maluce) scents
$20 per bottle for limited edition (Brew) scents
We are excited to announce we will be at the Aksarben Fall Market on 9/21! Come by and check out our hand crafted beard oils in person and meet our crew. We will be debuting our new fall scent, Maluce, at this event. With notes of apple cider and fall spices it is a perfect concoction for your beard as the weather starts to cool and the leaves start to change. Stop on by and Pick Your Poison.
We are excited to announce we will be at the Fall Craft Fair at the Lied Activity Center in Bellevue on Oct 11th. Be sure to stop by and check out our hand crafted beard oils in person and meet the team. We will be debuting a new seasonal scent as well so be sure to find us and Pick Your Poison in person!
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08/10/2025
The kids aren't the only ones who can get a new look this time of year. Get your beard looking its best and message us today to Pick Your Poison.
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