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Whoomph Apothecary – The Future of Wellness, Rooted in Expertise 🌿
At Whoomph, we’re more than just a wellness brand—we’re pioneers in the industry.
Whoomph Apothecary blends nature’s wisdom with science, offering expertly crafted plant-based wellness and recreational solutions backed by decades of experience with personalised support and precision formulations. Led by our CEO with over a decade of experience, we provide expert guidance, premium formulations, and personalized care.
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26/08/2026
Table View, meet Whoomph.
We’ve settled into the neighbourhood, bringing the same Whoomph warmth, curated experience and welcoming atmosphere into a brand new space.
📍 145 Blaauwberg Road, Table View
New space. Same Whoomph warmth.
Come through, explore the space and make yourself at home.
Whoomph just got a little more flavour. 👀⚡
Vanilla Matcha. Cranberry Cinnamon. Chocolate Latte. Mango Turmeric.
Four new moods in the mix and we’ll let you discover the rest for yourself.
Come catch the vibe and see what’s new.
Strictly 18+.
Finally we have our own drinks after much deliberation and tasting done . TRY THEM THEY ARE SUPER FANTASTIC
06/08/2026
Thanks for being a top engager and making it onto my weekly engagement list! 🎉
Ranulan Myburgh, Shannon Smith, Zuccumus Ekse, Donavan Reid, Jabu Lucas
06/08/2026
Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!
Dean Dyers, Elvano Marmon Stemmers, Allistaire Peters, ZS Nursery, Kerahn Valentyn, Jah Cardo Januanrie
We are looking for a social media manager /creator who gets our brand and category
Send info to [email protected] and [email protected]
01/08/2026
There are still a few left and we will be giving away until 10pm tonight and again tmrw
31/07/2026
The clones are ready, Table View! 🌱
Everything is lined up for tomorrow’s FREE CLONE DROP at Whoomph Table View. Stocks are limited, so arrive early to avoid missing out!
Saturday, 1 August
From 10:00
145 Blaauwberg Road, Table View
Please note: You must be a Whoomph member to receive a free clone. Not a member yet? You can sign up on the day for only R5.
Available while stocks last. 18+ only.
Tomorrow from 10:00 at Whoomph Table View! 🌱🔥
Free clones while stocks last arrive early!
Whoomph Apothecary and The Clone Club are bringing the FREE CLONE DROP to Table View this Saturday.
Saturday, 1 August
From 10:00
145 Blaauwberg Road, Table View
Once they’re gone, they’re gone don’t miss out! 18+ only.
29/07/2026
Your next grow could start right here. 🌱
Whoomph Apothecary and The Clone Club are bringing a FREE CLONE DROP to Table View this Saturday.
Come through, explore the new space and collect a clone to kick-start your growing journey.
Saturday, 1 August
From 10:00
145 Blaauwberg Road, Table View
Arrive early and join us for the drop. 18+ only.
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