Total Ear Hygiene

Sometimes it’s okay to put strange things in people’s holes.

This is one of those times.

Today’s topics:
ear wax,
, and
Vaggie McVaggerson.

Today’s topics include:
• Clarence’s earwax.
• My strap-on.
• Olive oil.

Not necessarily in that order.

You’re welcome!

Ah yes. The latest revolutionary ear-cleaning gadget.

Because apparently looking in the ear, figuring out what’s actually going on, and then choosing the right tool wasn’t exciting enough.

10/10 for marketing.
Question marks for everything else.

You’re welcome!

This device might work. It might also be cleaning wax that isn’t there, irritating an ear that didn’t need touching, or blasting water at a problem you haven’t actually identified.

Step one is knowing what’s in your ear.

Step two is deciding what to do about it.

This device skips straight to step two. You’re welcome.

Parents: “Children are unpredictable and move without warning.”

Also parents: “Let’s put a stick in the ear and see how we go.”

“I can suddenly hear magic.”

That’s a lot more poetic than “we removed a giant lump of wax.”

Thanks, Pauline.

11 out of 10.

Leah clearly understands how reviews work around here.

You’re welcome.

When you buy a Personal Ear Camera thinking it’s just for fun… and then 👀 surprise, you’ve actually got wax.

Cue me: “Yes Jatin, you’ve got wax. Book an appointment.”

It’s raining again, Brisbane. Which means two things:

1. The clinic is feeling exceptionally cosy.
2. You might finally be able to hear the rain hitting the roof once we remove the small candle-making business from your ear canal.

Clementine understood the assignment.

Book the ear clean. Enjoy the ambience. Hear weather in HD.

You’re welcome.