Noir 33 South Yarra

NOIR 33 | South Yarra

Escape the ordinary.

🖤 Massage • Sauna • Wellness
🌈 LGBTQ Friendly• All genders welcome
📍 South Yarra
↓ Book your escape

06/08/2026

04/08/2026

Relieve Tension. Restore Your Body.

Experience the benefits of Cupping Therapy at NOIR 33.

Cupping helps to:
• Reduce muscle tension and stiffness
• Improve blood circulation
• Support faster recovery
• Relieve neck, shoulder, and back pain
• Leave your body feeling lighter and refreshed

Whether you’ve been sitting at a desk all day, training at the gym, or simply feeling tight and stressed, cupping is the perfect addition to your wellness routine.

Available as an add-on or a standalone treatment.

Book your session today and feel the difference.

19/07/2026

Private boutique wellness spa welcoming all genders in South Yarra. Deep tissue, relaxation massage and infrared sauna. Book online today.

26/06/2026

Something new has arrived in South Yarra.

A darker mood.
A quieter space.
A better way to relax.

Welcome to NOIR 33.

To celebrate our opening, enjoy 20% OFF all massage treatments for a limited time.

Book your escape today.
📞 0481 333 209

We provide professional, non-sexual massage services only. Please keep all messages respectful. Inappropriate enquiries will not receive a response.

23/06/2026

🤍 COUPLE MASSAGE AT NOIR 33 🤍

Take a break from the busy world and reconnect with someone special.

Whether it’s your partner, best friend, sibling, or loved one, a couple massage is the perfect way to relax together and enjoy quality time side by side.

✨ Benefits of a Couple Massage:

• Reduces stress and tension together
• Creates a deeper sense of connection
• Encourages relaxation and mindfulness
• Improves mood and overall wellbeing
• A unique experience you can share and remember

Our private couple suite allows you to unwind in a calm, comfortable environment while enjoying professional massage treatments tailored to your needs.

📍 NOIR 33 – South Yarra
📞 Book your couple massage today 0481333209

Because relaxation is even better when shared.