JizzRags

We humbly present this fine piece for the art connoisseurs out there. Opening bids welcome…

Are you stuck for a really special Christmas gift? Well look no further. For the month of December, J**zRags will ship DOUBLE the order for every order. That’s right, we are here to make this Xmas very very memorable 💦 J**zRags - we’ve got your back (or front)

Now this is a holiday to remember! Caption this moment - Best comment wins their very own J**zRag, delivered straight to your front porch. Winner announced this Sunday.
J**zRags - Undoubtedly the world's greatest rag

*Very Important Update - due to J**zRags being the most popular tear jerking gift for 2022, we have decided to take the presentation to the next level - now that is a very tidy box. Get in quick for Christmas folks 🎅

...And it's moments like these where the proud owners of a J**zRag will not be affected by such shortages. J**zRags - saving the environment, one tissue at a time!

Latest polls are touting J**zRags as "2021 best gift idea". Some are saying J**zRags could wipe out Kleenex. All we know is that if you want to take the cake with the most original Christmas gift of all time - J**zRags will give you that title. Free shipping in Au. Bang.

The World Ma********on Market (WMM) is diverse. All sorts of sub groups exist. Did you know that post vasectomy, it is suggested, by your physician, that you 'sharpen the knife' as frequently as possible over the following 3 months! No kidding, Dr's orders.
J**zRags - supporting the medical industry and men's health.

So... my mate Damo reckons my J**zRags are overpriced. I disagree. However...I am one to live on the edge so for this 'cu***ng' week, all J**zRag orders will be doubled! Let the wank-a-thon begin!

Another week of lockdown and 'working' at home...no doubt an interlude or 2 on the clock. For the finest of tax write-offs, treat yourself to one of these bad boys - or mail one out to your mate.

J**z is not a dirty word. It should be used more often in fact. If there's one thing you should do tomorrow, it's to slip it in to a conversation. Let us know how you go...

If your mate's getting married, and you are bestowed the privilege of a quick shoe shine, use only the finest of rags...
J**zRag - for those 'special' moments in life.

Does anyone have a mate that may be in danger of polishing the crockery a bit too often? Well look no further for the perfect gift...Since Christmas is coming up, why not do everyone a favour and land one of these bad boys on his doorstep...