Brazilian Princess

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🎉 I earned the emerging talent badge this week, recognizing me for creating engaging content that sparks an interest among my fans!

To all my clients whose private spaces I was in yesterday…

I am PRAYING to the waxing gods this happened this morning and not while I was all up in your personal business yesterday. Cause I’m sure you would have told me😭

Because listen… if I had a PARROT-SIZED TICK on my shoulder this morning and I’m praying it was not on me all day. If I did and no one saw it we may have trust issues. lol

My hair was up. My shoulder was exposed. SOMEONE I’m sure would have had a visual to the crime scene.

For the love of God, I am hoping this blood-sucking dinosaur was feasting on someone else and my dog kindly donated this monstrosity to me this morning before my bath

The second I saw it, I released a scream that can only be described as "grown woman meets Jurassic Park." Kelly was immediately recruited into emergency search-and-rescue operations and inspected my hair, body, and every square inch of me like we were searching for contraband at the airport.

I am still violently offended. And grossed the f out.

You have any tick stories to share I hope I never do ever again. And this one was not even in my skin yet sheesh

They look like princess nails Morgan

Bangle nails, next time with jade and leopard? 🐆 #nails💅 #nailart #naildesign #pressons

lol

Losing me as a friend would be a terrible decision 💁‍♀️ I’ll hype you up, check on you, celebrate your wins, and love you like family. Basically, I’m an emotional support bestie with great hair. Proceed accordingly 💟 “Best friend isn’t a person, it’s a tier.” -Mindy Kaling #bestfriendsforever #bestiesforlife #friendshipgoals #empoweredwoman #mindykaling

Great job Morgan

Some options when the love bug bites 🥰 #nails💅 #nailart #naildesign #valentines #pressons