Randi’s Passions

Some events take some prep and training.. don’t be shy there great quality items for everyone ready to explore. Follow for more fun and comment TRAINING DAY for a link to shop:

POV- me when I hear man say “women don’t need toys!”
Follow if you know the next line of the song.
Comment TOYS for a link to get your woman something nice.

Crazy things that are true.

Sometimes we don’t know where the night will take us.. make sure you plan ahead. a drink or two is nice to relax however a good as moisturizer typically a silicone base is absolutely essential. And how about a buzzing friend at the front door. Follow for more fun. Comment WEEKEND for a link to shop back door essentials.

Women… when we start hitting the peri menopause age..

Breakfast is the most important meal.. best served with flavored toppings 👅
Follow for more fun, comment TOPPINGS for a list of body safe flavored enhancements.

For the insecure men who recently found my page and think their dusty ass grade 1 level comments hurt my feelings… jokes on you. I see you have daughters or even have a gf/wife. Karma will come around…but until then keep showing up 304 ✌🏻

Incase you didn’t know. There’s a beautiful young family that this business page supports. All your purchases, shares, referrals etc directly effect my children’s abilities to play sports, have food and a safe home. Thank you for the past 17yrs of support and here’s to another 17 so I can retire comfortably. 🩷☺️

Stay tuned the Viral SNAIL brand is coming to Randi’s Passions. Just waiting for the arrival at the warehouse!! Want a sneak peak??? Hit the follow and comment SNAIL!!