Kendra Thomson Holistic Health & Wellness

Every RMT knows this feeling. 😅

One minute you’re ready for a treatment, the next you’re providing therapeutic massage to absolutely nobody.

We love our clients… but those last-minute cancellations hit a little different. 😂

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If you’re wondering why you’re tired, overwhelmed, overstimulated, sore, stressed, anxious, and running on fumes…

I can’t fix all of that in 15 seconds.

But I can make you take a couple deep breaths 😂

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For legal reasons, this is a joke. 😂

My clients are wonderful humans and I love every single one of you.

But if you laughed… you probably know why I made this. 👀

Tag the friend who would definitely be Client #1 in this video.

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POV: You finally get the fully booked day you’ve been manifesting…

…and suddenly you’re questioning every life choice that led you here. 🤣

Don’t worry, once I’m in the treatment room with you, I’m in my happy place. But that 45-minute pre-work pep talk? That’s between me, my coffee, and the universe.

Manifest responsibly, friends. 😂

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This little wellness dream keeps growing… and I couldn’t be more grateful. 💛

Thanks to the incredible support of this community, I’m looking to welcome a new practitioner into the space.

I’m currently seeking a:

✨ Registered Massage Therapist (RMT)
✨ Osteopath
✨ Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) Practitioner
✨ Acupuncturist (bonus!)

This opportunity is perfect for someone with an entrepreneurial spirit who is looking to grow their practice within a collaborative, referral-focused wellness community.

Our studio, located at 📍390 Dupont Street in Toronto, offers:

✔️ A private treatment room in an established practice
✔️ Online booking system
✔️ Marketing support to help grow your client base
✔️ Cross-referral opportunities with an active client community
✔️ Flexible scheduling (1–3 days/week)
✔️ A warm, supportive environment rooted in holistic care

My vision has always been to create a space where practitioners can thrive together while helping clients feel seen, supported, and cared for.

If this sounds like you (or someone you know), I’d love to connect. Send me a DM for more information.

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The human body whispering “please rest” for 14 days straight and getting completely ignored 😂

One of us is doing Olympic level cardio around the table… and one of us is drooling into the face cradle 😂🤍

Friendly reminder that my nervous system does not know the difference between “running from danger” and “sending a slightly uncomfortable text message” 😂

Me enforcing my cancellation policy:
Heart racing.
Sweaty palms.
Re-reading the message 14 times.
Immediately needing a peppermint tea and a walk.

Being an RMT is part bodywork, part emotional support, part tiny exposure therapy for people-pleasing tendencies apparently 💆🏼‍♀️✨

Not me getting you fully relaxed just for Spotify to absolutely ruin it 😂

Like we were in it… calm, quiet, nervous system finally exhaling…
and then an ad at full volume 😭

Don’t worry, I’ll bring the vibes back… but that was personal.

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