Kole Whitty

Kole Whitty

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You’re wellness obsessed and know that evolution isn't only a forward projection or a linear process of straight lines. Bio Integration is a methodology specifically designed for those obsessed with results and committed to optimized health and expansion horizontally, sideways, upwards and below the surface. If it is in the way of your growth, together, we will find it. Tahkole Bio Integration all

26/05/2026

Am I the only one who hates jungle reminders?

Like who TF do you think I am?!

Just give the reminder! 😂😂😂

24/05/2026

I didn’t feel safe with some of the changes in Texas…

White women over 40 in the US: 81.9 per 100,000

Black women over 40 in the US: 300.8 per 100,000

Spain: 3 per 100,000

Besides having amazing access to fertility support in Valencia we could afford, the lower cost of healthcare, better food quality, sun and sea made Valencia the place we felt most connected to.

Source: CDC National Center for Health Statistics, Maternal Mortality Rates in the United States, 2021 — authored by Donna L. Hoyert, Ph.D., published March 2023. Data from the National Vital Statistics System.

Spain source: TheGlobalEconomy.com, sourcing World Bank/WHO data — Spain maternal mortality 3 per 100,000 live births, 2023.

22/05/2026

Pray for me and all the white women who forget their portable butterfly nets and round tip scissors…

…at busy Spanish cafes…

…as their sip the hot privilege coffee that always comes cold, as the mangled pigeon feet paraded before them gets burned into their soul….

Light and love little pigeons. God loves you.

20/05/2026

Just call me peasant from now on mmmkay 💁‍♀️ and come to my show this Thursday at or Friday at Casa Pueblo in Valencia 😆😂🫠

20/05/2026

Thursday May 20th is a new night at TOMORROW with comedians and a blues band coming at you live!

If you’re in Valencia and want a fun night out, THIS is it!

20/05/2026

It’s critical you start to be able to see signs that a video is AI.

I need to make a whole other video on the mishandling and abuse of cultures and ethnicities…

But for now I want you to start to get attune to the sign that a video is AI. When I have paused to look up the companies that are running many of these pages, they may have had US addresses, but the parent companies were in Dubai.

so dig a little deeper before you buy

Because I have chopped up the videos...
…It’s more obvious when you see it.

However, when you see the videos in totality, you can miss these little signs so by cutting it up and pointing it out, I hope to make you aware of what to watch for in the background and foregrounds of videos.

in this video, I share one of the ways you can see if an account is likely AI.

1 check when the account was started and when the video started.

2, if it’s an older account scroll back to last summer because you will see more telling signs of AI because the technologies has grown exponentially in the last eight months.

3, check in with your parents and some older generations to help them start to know what to look for because I find that they are more easily manipulated with how quickly technology is changing so when you add in in visual impairment or fading eyesight, it makes them an even bigger target.

as the same goes, if it sounds too good to be true, it is.

18/05/2026

If you’re in Valencia and love a night of English speaking comedy and a blue band. This Thursday is for you at

10€ cash at the door gets you in PLUS a drink!

I’m first at 9pm, if you’re in town I’d love to see you and give you something to laugh about!

New order and time division : here’s the set breakdown as of now!

1️⃣ Kole (5), Victoria (15)
2️⃣ Yoti (5), Rico (15)
3️⃣ Edgar (5), Alexey (15)
4️⃣ Rico (5), Yoti (15)

14/05/2026

When you’re in the hard times you hope for the good times, but all of the funny s**t happens in the hard times, not in the good times so it’s a comedian this is bulls**t! 😤

(and if you take any part of this post serious and get mad because your life sucks right now just remember…how lucky you are to have access to so many punchlines )

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