Rexi's Nails

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Rexi's Nails 💅 😍

If you've accidentally stumbled across my page wondering whether to book your nails with me... here's what you're signing up for...

💅 A cosy little home salon in Lundwood (otherwise known as the Beverly Hills of Barnsley... according to absolutely nobody except me).

🐶 You'll be greeted by Pippa, my Customer Relations Manager. She'll welcome you like you've just returned from serving overseas... tail going 100mph, spinning in circles and convinced you're the greatest human ever created.
About six minutes later she'll forget your name, fall asleep in the middle of the floor, snore like she's worked 40 years down the pit and occasionally let out a fart so aggressive it could strip gel polish. She's very committed to the role.

🌞 My salon lives in a gorgeous summer house. It's bright, cosy and full of sunshine. At the minute it's also roughly the same temperature as a toasted crumpet, so until my air con arrives you'll receive a free spa-style detox with every appointment. You're welcome.

🦖 About me? I'm Suzanne. I'm 46, child-free and own a suspicious number of dinosaurs. I also ask far too many questions, so by the end of your appointment I'll know what your ex did, who's fallen out with who, and why Sharon from Facebook is suddenly posting inspirational quotes.
(If you'd rather enjoy the peace, I do offer silent appointments... and I'll do my absolute best to remember that. 😂)

👕 There is no dress code. PJs? Fine. Slippers? Perfect. Fancy dress? Crack on. The neighbours have already seen me drinking wine in a dinosaur onesie, so nothing shocks them anymore.

I work full-time at another job as well, so I'm open weekday evenings from 6pm and most weekends.

So if you're looking for...
✔️ Beautiful nails
✔️ A proper laugh
✔️ A dog who'll completely overshadow me
✔️ An appointment that feels more like catching up with a mate than sitting in a salon..
Then Rexi's Nails might just be your new favourite place. ❤️

Give my page a follow, have a little nosey and, if you like what you see, get yourself booked in.

Worst case? You leave with gorgeous nails.
Best case? You leave with gorgeous nails... and enough stories to bore your family with over Sunday dinner. 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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Two lovely ladies in last night ... they laughed, they chatted, they both chose same colour and best of all they drank wine and just had really nice time...
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🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (NAIL TECH EDITION) 🚨

If you've landed on my page wondering whether to book with me... allow me to introduce myself.

👋 Hi! I'm Suzanne - a new-ish home-based nail tech in the wonderful village of Lundwood... up near Motosave Garage. Or, as I like to call it... the Beverly Hills of Barnsley. 💅😂

My salon is in my absolutely banging summer house at the bottom of my garden. It's bright, cosy and full of sunshine thanks to the huge south-facing windows.

Now... in winter it's lovely. In summer? You may leave with gorgeous nails and the complexion of a rotisserie chicken. 🌞🍗 Air con is on its way, but until then just think of it as a complimentary sauna. Spa prices without the spa.

🐶 You'll also be greeted by Pippa, my Customer Relations Manager. Her interview was questionable, but HR was desperate. She'll welcome you like you've just returned from war... wagging, spinning in circles and acting like you're the best thing that's ever happened to her.

Five minutes later she'll completely forget you exist, fall asleep in the middle of the floor, snore like a 40-year smoker and occasionally let one rip that'll curl your fresh cuticles. She's an icon, really.
We're also 100% dog friendly, so bring your little fur baby! Dogs... cats... rabbits... parrots...
If you've got an emotional support alpaca, I'm willing to give it a go.

Now... about me...I'm 46, child-free and own a suspicious amount of dinosaurs. People usually ask why although I've stopped telling the real story because it's boring. Nowadays I just tell people one of them is my third cousin and another survived Jurassic Park. Believe what you like.
I also ask a LOT of questions. I'm not nosey... I'm just passionately invested in other people's business.
By the time your appointment finishes I'll know where you went on your last holiday, what your ex did, why your sister isn't speaking to your mum and whether your neighbour really is sleeping with Dave from Number 12.
If you don't fancy chatting... I do offer silent appointments. Whether I manage to stay silent is a completely different conversation.

Because it's a home salon there's no dress code. Come in your PJs. Come in your slippers. Come dressed as a Teletubby. Honestly, after the neighbours have seen me drinking wine in the garden wearing a dinosaur onesie, absolutely nothing shocks them anymore.

I also work full-time at another job, so appointments are weekday evenings from 6pm and most weekends.

So... If you fancy.. 💅 some half decent nails. 😂 A good laugh. 🐶 Being completely overshadowed by my dog. 🌞 Slow roasting in my summer house. 🦖 Learning absolutely nothing useful about dinosaurs. ...then Rexis Nails is probably the place for you.

Go and have a nosey at my page ➡️ Rexi's Nails ⬅️ have a look at my work and if you're feeling generous, give it a like, a follow or even book yourself in.

Worst case scenario, you'll leave with fabulous nails and a funny story.
Best case... you'll come back for both. ❤️

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