Lords' barbering

Some of you know and some of don’t

our Sunderland import is heading back to the home land for the foreseeable, as he want to spend time with his family dew too fathers health we will be sorry to see his depart but has said he’s gonna come one weekend a month to run his fingers through his favorite fellas hair for the rest of his patrons we will do our best to take care of you.

Anthony’s last official day with us is the 20th of August get in if you can

Anthony Bell is been a blast working alongside of you all these years and what you to know your chairs always there for you if you find your way back to Leeds

Kyle said he hopes you cry at this post

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Look at this fu***ng sick T-shirt in conjunction with and

Gave blood for the 7th time last week and truly makes me feel better about decorating my skin so heavily sorry parental unit

And don’t expect anything back from it at all but what a score

I Honstly can’t recommend it highly enough do something great for someone you don’t know and will never meet

Also massive thanks to our client and pal Ataur for making sure got one he said it was worth passing out in Argos twenty minutes after guess I should of ate more that day

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Wising everyone a happy even the homophobes (not a fear you fu***ng pleb)

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This years prize got battery’s and everything
Drawn on revenge of the sixth

Brand new business cards in get it stamped every time your in also doubles up as a snack if your in a bind

Once again we reach that point where we round up before the rounds up and on to the next ones🥂🍾

What a year it’s been in our ever growing ramshackled family

Where to start well you guys reading this your our glue bringing us all together thank you and a most excellent new year to you

has gone from strength to strength and is back on the fly list after kidney treatments so we can resume the annual staff Christmas holiday come January
Not to mention how fu***ng good his barnets are leaving the chair
Even getting better at folding towels 😂 and just a stand up guy

this guy showed up still wet behind the ears but man dose he get it working along side us old bastards gives as good as he gets and actually listens too what your saying I see bright things coming from this one he been cutting the bosses sons hair and I bet that scares the crap out of him
Same food palette at Kyle so we know there’s at least two orders of chicken nuggets and chips on the bill

the OG c**t of the year but our queen we would fight you about that but wouldn’t be fair she’d of already taken your eyes out
They’ve delta with some truly awful things this year with the grace you would expect of someone wearing a crown we love you man and can’t wait to see your quick whit and passionate presence come new year x

the manager the myth the barber quietly chipping away at the paperwork trying to heard us through the doors and behind the chairs getting the beers coffee wax barbercide you name it he’s fingers are all over it thank you dude
Not to mention he and I can’t quite believe this still beat Byron in this years London marathon or as he calls it a sightseeing tour round the city (I won’t say what I think about that)we done we’re proud of you 💋

On the marathon hardes thing either of us have done
But not nearly as hard as our perspective partners or marathon widows .n.l & had it with absences and the constant I can’t do that I need to train
Or the effort put in to organising the fundraising night we could not of pulled it off without you
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Stuck for that last min gift for the hairy one in your life we got your back fam (sorry that felt wrong as it came out my mouth)

But in all seriousness we got some lovely gifts for him limited stock all under £30

Only avalible in store as we can’t be arsed walking to the post office

We don’t get many No shows but here’s a friendly reminder that it’s not acceptable and now as many of our peers in the barbering fraternity are doing is charging those who devalue our time double the cost of there next hair cut.

But we also understand that life gets in the way sometimes and canceling or ringing in good time before your cut so that we might offer out valuable time to someone else is acceptable and just good manners.

We never really do as others do here so with that in mind here’s your three options should you decide that we can have an in planed break right before we play Christmas music with our loved ones.

1/ you pay double on your next visit and say sorry to your barber.

2/ we name and shame you and you pay double on your next visit.

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3/ AkA Byron has brought in old faithful (the attitude adjuster) from home this is the only way you get back in with out paying double oh yeah it will be filmed and put out on all platforms.

Any one found to miss appointments to get spanked if this is your kink don’t no show just come in in some assless chaps and a f**k harness and will take you down stairs at a premium charge.

Ok love ya bye xx

joshesass

Our festive A boards for your amusement

Say the first in a French accent 🇫🇷

And I’ve always thought it odd that deck the halls was such a forward thinking song and we’re not saying all gay men wear harnesses but we love the ones that do

It’s a tiny Christmas tree you filthy animals

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