Horosoaps

Can’t tell if this is content or just proof i’m alive.

SCORPIO FULL MOON.
Oh hiya… you’ve lost the plot.

Overthinking everything. Rewriting conversations that already happened. Convinced there’s a deeper meaning (there isn’t…).

You said you were “fine.” You’re not fine.
You’re one minor inconvenience away from a full meltdown.

Do something about it or sit there and spiral. That works too. That’s exactly what I’m doing. In the sun tho…

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As the astrological year comes to an end and a new one begins on March 20th with the Spring Equinox and the start of Aries season, we thought we’d do a little Horosoaps Astro 2025 round-up:

1. We launched our new packaging.

2. We launched incense.

3. Seeing the whole range in , looking epic on the shelves.

4. Liquid soap has been in the works… should we make it a thing?

5. Packed the most mental order for Thank you.

6. Found out I was pregnant — and this is basically the only work-related photo I took while dealing with 33° heat in London and morning sickness.

7. We upgraded our bathroom at home and naturally took a photo of it with a candle in there.

8. We did our yard sale, which was a proper success — so stay tuned, we might do another later this year.

9. We launched Soft Soap. Should we do it again? We pretty much sold out.

10. It was gifting season, so we lived in boxes for the whole month.

11. Our new addition to the Horosoaps family was born — and she’s already had a few visits to Horosoaps HQ.

12. Prepping for the Astro New Year, kicking off with Aries season and featuring Soapy Bits. Stay tuned.

Did say let’s talk in Feb. Hi. Big week.

Chinese New Year.
New moon.
Solar eclipse.
Pancake day.
Pisces season.
My birthday.

And… we had a baby.

She arrived 4th Feb.
Aquarius sun. Virgo moon. Capricorn rising.
So basically: emotionally detached, secretly judging us, and already running the household.

We’ve been quiet on here because, well — newborn. And also just couldn’t be arsed.

Ian & Frank are getting your orders out for the next few weeks.

Give us a minute. Proper spring incoming.