Clean Alibi

Clean Alibi

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I make things in London from waxed cotton and bright technical fabrics according to my unique Minimal Misery Manufacturing™ manifesto. Also, soap.

Things you really do need to use.

26/03/2026

Money’s no joke, very grateful for the prize money.

Had I but coin enough and time I’d write till kingdom come, which it won’t, unless it already has, in which case I don’t like it.

26/03/2026

Last night a poem changed my life

Over-bowled with thanks to all the people who welcomed me to poetry with such love.

A room full of strangers, and we knew each other well.
makoha .bowell .moskowitz , .zorado and people I can’t find on instagram but who are real: Ben Rogers, Judith Palmer, Denise Saul, Jane Ord, Partridge Boswell, Kate Wakeling, Damen O’Brien and more

23/03/2026

Couture-level things happening today for the naysayers

19/03/2026

It’s not Laika

07/03/2026

New chess set fresh off the kitchen table, in-house production from everyone here including on bishops

27/02/2026

It’s radical appliqué with fumes

15/02/2026

For smelling salts and such

15/02/2026

Sick of nasty ads interrupting ‘free’ games so I made my own, submitted to the App Store today in my mum’s memory.

It’s been tested by those who know and it’s coming soon!

15/02/2026
08/12/2025

Can't stop making neon stuff

21/11/2025

Can you cut it? I can, but only with my soldering iron... otherwise it frays. I'm talking about nylon webbing, and the painstaking process of cutting all the loops for MatSack™️, the swim mat that thinks it's a bag.

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