Ibiza Sunbeds

🚨 THE SECRET IS FINALLY OUT! 🚨

Well, well, well… 👀

After days of clues, suspicious behaviour and us acting like we’ve got MI5-level secrets to protect… 😂

WE CAN FINALLY SPILL THE BEANS! 💋

And trust us, we’ve not been keeping quiet for nothing! 🤫

🔥 20% OFF SUNBED COURSES! 🔥
PLUS… we’ve thrown in some rather cheeky MINUTES + CREAM BUNDLES! 😍

💗 BASIC COURSES
✨ 40 mins – £21 (was £26)
✨ 65 mins – £29 (was £36)
✨ 100 mins – £42 (was £52)

💎 PREMIUM COURSES
✨ 40 mins – £29 (was £36)
✨ 65 mins – £46 (was £57)
✨ 100 mins – £68 (was £85)

💋 MINUTES + CREAM BUNDLES

Choose ANY full-size Non-Stop Black or 24K cream with your minutes!

BASIC
🩷 65 mins + cream – £49.99 (worth £57)
🩷 100 mins + cream – £64.99 (worth £73)

PREMIUM
💛 65 mins + cream – £64.99 (worth £78)
💛 100 mins + cream – £89.99 (worth £106)

📅 FRIDAY 9TH – MONDAY 12TH OCTOBER ONLY!

📍 Ibiza Sunbeds – Brampton
📍 Luxe Glow Studio – Manvers

⚠️ THE BORING BUT IMPORTANT BITS:
✔️ Maximum ONE offer per person
✔️ 3-month expiry on minutes
✔️ Offers cannot be used in conjunction with any other offers

We’ve spent all week winding you lot up, so you’d better make it worth the secrecy! 🤣

Now tell us… who guessed correctly, and who’s already planning their visit? 👀👇

Love, the worst secret keepers in South Yorkshire 💋😂

🚨 TOMORROW. TOMORROW. TOMORROW!! 🚨

🔎 THE FINAL COUNTDOWN IS ON… 1 MORE SLEEP! 👀

After weeks of suspicious behaviour, secret files, questionable clues and Dave nearly spilling the beans about 47 times… 😂🤐

THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER! 🔥

We’ve been plotting, planning and possibly making some very questionable financial decisions behind the scenes. 💸😂

But tomorrow… ALL WILL BE REVEALED! 👀

📅 9TH • 10TH • 11TH • 12TH OCTOBER

FOUR DAYS. THREE SALONS. ONE BIG SECRET. 🔥

And trust us, you might want to keep your purse handy… because we’ve been feeling VERY generous. 👀🛍️

🕵️‍♀️ FINAL QUESTION, DETECTIVES…

What do you think we’ve got up our sleeves?!

👇 DROP YOUR FINAL GUESSES BELOW!

SEE YOU TOMORROW… LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! 🤫🔥

🔎 2 MORE SLEEPS… 👀

Friday is getting VERY close now… and we’re dropping one more clue. 🤫

We’ve already told you there’s more than meets the eye, so here goes…

COPPER 👀
PROPER 👀
SHOPPER 👀

What could they possibly have in common? 😂

All we’ll say is… you might want to be a shopper this Friday. 🛍️👀

9th • 10th • 11th • 12th October

🔎 2 MORE SLEEPS UNTIL THE CASE IS CRACKED.

Any final guesses? 👇😂

🤫🤫🤫🤫

👀 We may have got a little carried away…

Remember those four dates we keep banging on about? 😂

9th • 10th • 11th • 12th October

Well… we’ve been doing some maths.

Then we did some more maths.

Then someone said “shall we throw creams into it as well?”

And that’s where things escalated. 🫠😂

All we’re saying is… keep your on the look out 👀

🔎 9th–12th October. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

🚨☀️ MEET OUR NEW TEAM MEMBER! ☀️🚨

Everyone, please welcome the lovely Gavin! 👋😂

Ladies AND gents… please be careful with him! 🤣

Gavin is the newest member of our team and he’s already causing a bit of a stir! 😏

His job is simple:
🔥 Keep things hot
☀️ Keep the beds ready
😎 Keep everyone smiling
😂 And try not to get himself into too much trouble!

So next time you’re in, make sure you say HELLO GAVIN! 👋

Just remember… he’s new, so go easy on him! 😂☀️

Believe it or not, we don’t actually live behind the sunbed counter. 😂

Photographic evidence of me & Chanelle outside the shop, wearing something other than work clothes and looking suspiciously civilised. 💅😂

Normal service has now resumed…

☀️ Cream recommendations you didn’t ask for
☀️ “Which bed?” approximately 700 times a day
☀️ Us knowing your favourite bed before you even open your mouth
☀️ And judging you slightly when you say “I don’t need goggles” 👀😂

Anyway, enough evidence that we have lives…

Who’s coming to see us for a sunny b? ☀️😂

I wonder 💭 🤔🧐

Right detectives, your next clue has arrived… 👀

It’s not a new bed, so cross that away,
It’s something a little different coming your way…
You might leave glowing, you might feel brand new,
But WHAT we are adding… we’re not telling you. 😏
No fingerprints, no witnesses, not even a trace,
Sherlock himself couldn’t crack this case. 😂🔎

CASE FILE: LUXE GLOW 🗂️
Status: TOP SECRET 🤫
Suspects: Everyone.
Dave under questioning: said too much already. 😂

Think you’ve cracked it? 🧐
👇 DROP YOUR GUESS BELOW!

Best wrong answer gets absolutely nothing… except our respect. 😂👏

Another clue coming soon… if we don’t accidentally blab first. 👀

“THAT’S A DAVE JOB.” 💙

Apparently owning a sunbed shop comes with very clearly defined roles…

☀️ Changing tubes? Dave job.
🔧 Fixing a bed? Dave job.
💡 Anything involving tools? Definitely Dave job.
🗑️ Climbing head-first into the industrial bin because someone needs to sort it? ABSOLUTELY A DAVE JOB. 😂

Meanwhile, I’ll stick to the Evie jobs… posting on Facebook, selling creams and asking “Have you fixed it yet?” every 4 minutes. 💅🏼🤣

Dave really putting the “waste management” into sunbed management today. 😭

Anyone else got a man whose job description is basically: “whatever nobody else wants to do”? 😂👇🏼

Right, expose yourselves 👀👇

What’s your worst sunbed habit?
Phone on the bed?
Forgetting your goggles?
Singing on the stand-up?
Saying “just 3 more minutes” like we’re going to magically bend the rules? 😂

POV: you work at a sunbed shop but apparently the rules don’t apply to management…

Me on the sunbed:
❌ Goggles nowhere to be seen
❌ Phone in hand
❌ Taking selfies instead of relaxing
✅ Fully prepared to tell YOU off for doing exactly the same thing 😂

Do as I say, not as I do x

🐎🥂 FROM ST LEGER WEEKEND… BACK TO REALITY ☀️😂

The heels have been kicked off, the betting slips are in the bin and we’re choosing to forget how much money we spent at the races. 💸👀

Now it’s MONDAY… and apparently we have businesses to run. Rude. 😂

☀️ WE’RE OPEN TODAY UNTIL 8PM! ☀️

So if St Leger weekend has left you looking a little worse for wear, come lie down, shut your eyes and pretend you’re still living your best life. 😂

No horses. No overpriced drinks. No losing bets.
Just 12 minutes of peace and a tan. 🤌🏼🔥

See you today — OPEN TILL 8PM! 🫶🏼☀️