bare with me

The conversations I have at work 🤣

Got chatting with a client about lip filler treatment during her appointment and I said..

“You’ve got lovely lips.”

Very quick off the mark she replied..

“Which ones?” 🤣🤣🤣

To be fair, I meant the ones on her face.

To be fair to her, she was on my treatment bed, so I may have created the confusion myself 🙈

We were absolutely howling 🤣
Honestly, I love my job 💖
It’s never a dull day 🧚✨

Oi you lovely lot 👋

Can I ask a little favour?

If you've been to see me and I've had the pleasure of waxing your bits, bobs, backs, bo****ks or anything in between.. I'd absolutely love it if you could leave me a review ❤️

Being a small business, reviews make a massive difference. They help other people find me and, more importantly, help nervous first-timers realise that getting your foof, f***y or family jewels waxed doesn't have to be terrifying 😅

If you've been happy with your experience, I'd be so grateful if you could spare a couple of minutes to tell people about it.

And if the thought of publicly reviewing your intimate wax makes you want the ground to swallow you up, feel free to send me a private message instead. I love hearing your feedback either way 🥰

Thank you for supporting my little business and trusting me with your precious bits. It honestly means the world.

Danie 🧚🏼‍♀️✨

📷 MODEL NEEDED 📷

I’m looking for a model this Thursday for training and content purposes at Marple.

You’ll need to be comfortable being on camera for photos/videos that may be used on my social media and marketing.

Before anyone panics... 😂

❌ No f***y shots
❌ No w***y shots
❌ Nothing intimate on camera

Just some behind-the-scenes content and training footage.

If you're interested or would like more info, drop me a message 🤍

Danie 🧚‍♀️💫

My clients are honestly the best 🫶🏼

Thank you to the super talented Lisa Gresty for my gorgeous crochet v***as 😭💖

How AMAZING do they look on my shelves 😍?!
The most perfect little addition to bare with me and they honestly couldn’t suit the room more 💁🏼‍♀️🤣

I love that my clients fully embrace the v***a chat, the oversharing and my chaotic Danie the F***y Fairy energy 🧚 💫

Because honestly… where else can you come for a Hollywood wax, talk about ingrowns, spill your life story and admire cute crochet v***as all in one appointment? 💁🏼‍♀️

Making intimate care a stress-free experience for everyone 💗

Now the sun’s out and the heat’s turning up… let’s avoid this uncomfortable mess 😅

Dreaded folliculitis 👇

Why it happens:

After waxing, your pores are open and more sensitive…
Add sweat, heat, friction or bacteria and irritation can kick off.

👉 More sweating = more chance of folliculitis

How to avoid it:

✔️ Keep the area clean
✔️ No sweating for 24–48hrs (no gym or sexual gymnastics 👀)
✔️ Loose clothing only
✔️ Don’t touch/pick
✔️ Gentle exfoliation after a few days

👉 Use VWax Terminator only available in clinic to help protect the follicles from sweat & bacteria

Bottom line…

If you want to avoid a trip to the docs for antibiotics…

👉 follow your aftercare — it’s worth it in the long run

Danie 🧚 💫