Dolce Beauty

My day in time stamps…🕣🤎
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Still not over these😮‍💨🔥
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DISNEY NAIL INSPO🦖
I guess you could say I have a soft spot for cute characters🧸🍯
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Tortie shell but make it luxe🤌🏼🐢🤎
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Your final reminder⏳🤍
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🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL BRIDES 🚨

Once your nails are done… THAT’S IT. HANDS OFF DUTY💀

No heavy lifting.
No label scratching.
No opening cans.
No last minute DIY.
No cleaning.
No “I’ll just quickly do this…”

NOTHING. ZERO. ZILCH. NADA 😂

You’ve got a fiancé for these things for a reason! Let the man work💪🏼

Because I do NOT want to make a habit of rushing out of the house the night before your big day in my pj’s and Lightning McQueen Crocs because apparently I’m now part of the emergency bridal response team🏎️💨

And especially please not when my fuel gauge says 3 miles remaining and I’m filling up in my fluffy penguin pyjamas to prevent you walking down the aisle with 9 nails and a stub💀😂

Honestly though, I will NEVER let you down for your big day but… next time, can we maybe schedule the crisis for before I’ve just got out the bath?! 🤣

Your nails are my priority🫶
Your emergencies are apparently also my emergencies😅
But my dignity is hanging by a thread🙃🐧💅🏼

It’s the finishes touches that count🪄💍🤍
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🐢🤎
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𝐀 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐜🥀
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