Milly memz

Am back like never before😍🤩 lets continue growing together

There’s a restaurant in 3rd floor Yaya centre called Sierra. I’ve never known where the door is. I always enter the balcony only for the waiters to tell me “madam umeingia na dirisha” and am like kwani wapi mlango? The doors and the windows are all the same. Kingetee nea!

Am sorry, my phone screen just cracked and it's partially blind, pls 🙏 is this Facebook or Whatsapp ?😏😏😏

I like that one👇👇

What do you call this ones in your mother tongue

Unaendea deni lako mahali mtu anakuuliza unataka kufanyia nini pesa🙄failure

Maturity ni wewe mimi tunabishana ukinishinda nakutemea mate na kuondoka

An Old Farmer who owned 10acres of land writes to her Son who is in Prison:
"Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me".

The Son writes back,
"Mummy don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole amounting to 300million

The Police read the letter and the next Day he hired some people to till the whole field supervising them they tilled up the land looking for the money but nothing was found.

The following Day the Son wrote again,
'Now plant your Potatoes mummy , it's the best I can do from here.
Wisdom surpasses.everything
Follow me i pay back

Hey nauza simu aina ya teckno spark anyone ready??