One blood

Here are some one-liners:

1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
3. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference.
5. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

Nigeria