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FOOTBALL VS S£X

1. Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside😂💔😂

2. Dating a girl today and having s€x on the same day = Free kick😂💔😂

3. Condom = Defender😂💔😂

4. Abortion = Red card😂💔😂

5. Condom breaks = Penalty😂💔😂

6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain😂💔😂

7. Having s€x without a condom = Own goal😂💔😂

8. Taking a lot of time without c^ming = Man of the match😂💔😂

9. S€xing three girls in one day = Hat trick😂💔😂

10. Having s£x with ur Ex = Friendly match😂💔😂

11. Eight years of s£x without getting a child = Arsenal😂😂💔😂😂

12. After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time😃😃

13. Taking it gently when having s£x = Fair play😆

14. Biting ur girlfriend's ni***es = Suarez😜😁

15. Two legs on the shoulder as if u are changing pampers = Throwing🤩😅

16. Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline😂💔

17. A lady using pills after s£x and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error
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18. A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal😜😁🤩

19. Having s£x with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury😂💔😂

20. A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker😂😃

21. A girl telling u to stop = yellow card😂💔😂

22. You and ur girlfriend break up in ur love relationship = Game over

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Happy valentine to you all

Happy valentine day F&F

Commit crime you say no see valentine 🙆🙆🙆😭

GOOD EVENING JOKES 😂😂

1. STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it 😂

2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂

3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄

4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call will your China phone:
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃

5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂

6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( w**e), as a village girl, she says; "prease make it spicy" 🙄😳

7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂

8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend is pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫

9. WHAT:- Is when you had knock on your door thinking is ur wife and you come naked to surprise her only to find out is her mother🙆🙆🙆

10. Wickedness ÷ is wen u finish reading this post and don't react and share

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Good morning guys 🫶🫶🫶

Xmas & new year awaiting signs🫄🫄🫄🙆🙆🙆😭😭😭