MOTHY T

Mark zuckerberg the owner of Facebook still introduce himself as MARK to people.
If he was a Nigerian; an igbo man precisely, he would have changed his name to:
Chief engineer Architect programmer mark chukwuebuka zuckerberg( Bsc,Hod, Mac,V.c PhD, Ksm, NTA, GCFR,HIV,NBA,PTA
Eze gburugburu, 1 of Facebook eti okwe Erie okwe of Instagram Eze ngwori 1 of Malaysia, odogwu WhatsApp 1 na London
Ome na dollar na Europe.
Olimiri ego nekwu 1
Nwa anayoeze osi ka ocheeche.

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Why naa

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CROSSING THE LINE
(Episode 1)

That night...

Jonadith was sitting in his room, lost in thought, when his mom, Tina, knocked on the door. "Hey sweetie, can I come in?" she asked.

Jonadith nodded, and Tina entered the room with her friend Serah. "Hey Jonadith, Serah is going to be staying over tonight, and I was thinking she could sleep in your room," Tina said, trying to sound casual.

Jonadith's eyes widened in surprise. "Uh, okay mom," he stuttered, trying to process what he had just heard.

Tina smiled and nodded. "Great, I'll let you two get settled in then." She turned and left the room, leaving Jonadith and Serah alone.

The silence between them was awkward, and Jonadith couldn't help but stare at Serah. She was looking around the room with interest, taking in the posters on the wall and the books on the shelf.

"You have a really cool room," she said finally, breaking the silence.

Jonadith shrugged. "Thanks, I guess."

Serah turned to him, and their eyes met. Jonadith felt a spark of attraction, and he couldn't look away. "You look really beautiful in this light," he said, his voice barely above a whisper.

Serah's cheeks flushed, and she looked away, trying to hide her blush. "Thanks," she muttered.

Jonadith's gaze followed hers, taking in the way the dim light highlighted her features. He couldn't help but notice how pretty she was, and he felt his heart skip a beat.

"Your eyes sparkle like diamonds," he said, his voice full of wonder.

Serah's face grew hotter, and she fidgeted with her hands. "Jonadith, stop," she said, trying to sound stern.

But Jonadith couldn't stop. He was drawn to her like a magnet, and he couldn't help but want to be closer to her.

**********Story by Amazing Pen*********

Jonadith couldn't stop himself from showering Serah with sweet compliments. "Your hair looks amazing like that. It frames your face perfectly," he said, his eyes locked onto hers.

Serah's blush deepened, and she looked down, her voice barely audible.

Jesus

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You told your wife that you are going to work

But you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier.

Her husband comes back and you hide under the bed.

The soldier sends his wife to the market while you are still hiding under the bed.

You heard him inviting a woman over from his phone.

That woman came.

After a while, his wife returns and says that her clothes are stained and she wants to change them.

Before the man opened the door.

He asks the woman to hide under the bed.

Now, that woman turns out to be your wife.

And you two are looking at each other like rabbits.

In school, we called it a reunion.

In social gatherings, we used to call it get together.

In mathematics, we used to call this the simultaneous equation.

In psychology, we used to call this "what goes around comes around."

In chemistry, we used to call this a chain reaction!

In economics, we used to call this demand and supply!

In physics, we used to call this nuclear fusion!

It’s a fictional story

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

African Relationship:
Especially Nigeria
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= R**e.
29th day= Police case😂