Matthew G Demby

✍😸😸PEOPLE WITHOUT GIFT😸😸✍

🧔Dennis was invited to a wedding 👰🤵when he reached the hotel 🏢 he found two 🚪🚪written on them ✍:

👰1 Bride's relatives 💕
🤵2 Groom's relatives 💕
🧔He entered the groom's 🤵door and found two doors again 🚪🚪

👱‍♀️1Ladies 😀
🧔2 Men😀

🧔He entered the men's door and found two doors 🚪🚪again

🧔👱‍♀️1. people with gifts 🎁 2. People without gifts 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

🧔He entered the second door 🚪(people without gift🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️) and he found himself outside the hotel. 🏢🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️

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Happy Easter to you all my good people ✌✌
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Kaley Bag Kaley Bag was born in Bo City, Sierra Leone. Kaley Bag is an Afro Beat/Hip-Hop artist and Song Writer

🔥 4 Ways To Approach A Woman You Have Feelings For.

Men do grow feelings and also fall in love, but a man can be in love with a woman but find it hard to approach her because they feel some women are difficult to understand, or they don't just know how to go about it when it comes to talking to a woman.

But in this article will help you to know what you should do when approaching a woman.

Here are the following points.

1. Go close to her and start a conversation.

At this point you need to be a good conversation starter, it will help to make everything easy. Introduce your name, place of work or what you do; after that, you can ask her about her own name; after that, wait to see her reactions.

If she opens up to you by introducing herself to you, just know that she's in for more conversations.

Don't stop there, try your best to keep the conversation going.

2. Don't freak out or feel shy.

Never freak out or feel shy. Just stay, behave yourself, know you are a man, and there is nothing to be shy about. Make sure your eyes are on her when you talk to her. Don't just face down or side-to-side, it will make her feel you are shy or not man enough.

3. Don’t get distracted.

It is obvious that our phone has a way of keeping us busy sometimes. Women dislike distractions, when having a conversation. It will look as if you are not serious.

So as a man, you don't have to get distracted when talking to a woman you have feelings for. Avoid pressing your phone, focus on only her.

4. Dress Good And Classic.

Women like men who always dress well, smell nice, and look classic. Generally, looking good has so many advantages when approaching a woman. It will get her attention more often.

Such a thing might increase your chances of getting her love.
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®️Matthew Demby🤪

Laugh nor go kill me 😂😂😂

1. I just bought a new GUCCI Broom for 5000..
As from tomorrow, I'll be sweeping from up gun to eastern police..
Please nobody should stop me oo..🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏😏😏😏😒😒😒😒😒😒🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

2. God when my mates are popping champagne
DNT lemme be the idiot shouting "Opoor"! 😂 😂 😂 😂

3. How much is iPhone that I cannot buy ?
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just that I dnt like half apple 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏😏😏😏😒😒😒😒😒😒🤔🤔🤔
🤔🤔🤔

4. Know your boyfriend's real name oo ..
Because if you carry Belle police no fit help you
look for wire wire 😂 😂 😂

5. Let the boyfriend of the celebrant come out
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Naso 8 of us come out
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E be things 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

6. No one is more focused than a girl selecting
Jonx pant 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

7. If you see an iPhone with her Congratulate
her she just survived room 306 torture 😏 😏 😏

8. Hustle ooo
make them no use your slippers kill Cockroach for
family 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. Finally , I watched Merlin
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buh.. what's Burnaboy's offence in season 😎😎😎😎😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

10. Finally
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Shabro people don dey put pepper for popcorn
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EVENING JOKES FOR U 😂🤣🤪

1. Some guys will be shouting I can't marry a woman that doesn't know how to cook 👁️ brother do u even have money for food stuff 🙄🤣

2. She said am childish,but her father still the shout up EDSA😁😁😁

3. My mom was introducing me to her best friend daughter saying we could be friends 😂 mtchwww, someone that is already my ex 🤪🤪

4. My landlord fainted 8 times today because one of his female tenant tested positive for HIV.
Wat a caring landlord 🤣 😄

5. My girlfriend ask me to send her 5k....
And I sent her kkkkk then she break up with me. Please is that not 5k🤣🤣🤣

®️Matthew Demby🤪

🤸‍♂️😂 MATTHEW-𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐒🤸‍♂️😂

1. Calling a fat girl angel is wickedness.. 😌
Can she fly? 💁‍♂️
Please call her "Rock of Ages"🙈😂

2. I pity men that argue with women.. 😌
🤔How can you be arguing with someone wey water never touch her head for a month now? 🙆‍♂️😂😂

3. My sister, no man is perfect😌..
Just choose your Demon and keep pouring anointing oil on him😋 😂

4. Ladies, U are dating 6 guys and you are mocking a prostitute🤔..
My sister, it's the same company, 🙈just that you are in a private sector and she is in a public sector 😌😂😂

5. Don't fight in any Krio party🎈 ooh
😌Even their stew🍲 seff is a weapon 😩😂

6. Yesterday, I gave my food to a beggar and today the beggar gave me a book📕 tittled "How to be a great cooker" 😩..
Please what does that mean?? 🙆‍♂️🙈

7. First day at boarding school, they served us rice🍚, I was waiting for stew when a guy told me "my brother, this is jollof rice ooh😮.. 🙆‍♂️😂

8. Dear ladies, the silence🤐 you keep when you find money in your boyfriends pocket, kindly do the same when you find him cheating 😂😂

9. This is Sierra Leone where we don't change remote batteries, once you slap the back of the remote hardly..
It will come back to its senses 😋😂😂

10. Embarrassment is when you want to squeeze 10,000Le note into offering box and fan blow it to the alter😩..
My neighbor was a victim 🙆‍♂️😂😂

11. Never you marry💍 a man or a woman you cannot joke 0r play with.. 🙅‍♂️
Marriage is not a military ground😂😂

12. Kissing is an emotional things,
If you are kissing and she doesn't close her eyes, my brother, that girl is a thief 🙅‍♂️😂😂

13. For those of you dating married man,
Continue!!.., the girl that will destroy your home is still in jss2 rubbing Vaseline in her stomach 😩😂😂

14. If everyone on social media was quite like you..
Many will die of depression.😉😉😉😉

®️Matthew Demby

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*Menstruation Testimony!*
During church service, this 16-year old pastor's
daughter stood up and said "praise the Lord!"
everybody shouted with joy, "Hallelujah". She
continued: "since the age of 13, I've been
experiencing painful monthly periods. But now, after
a series of Bible studies and prayers with brother
Solomon in his house, my monthly periods have
stopped for more than 3 months now. No more pain,
no more menstruation. You can see I'm even
getting fatter and prettier. We are starting to pray
seriously about the small problem of vomiting,
especially in the morning. Praise the Lord". The
whole church was silent! Brother Solomon fainted😂😂😂

Dont argue with me...i don graduate😁👅💃

READ TILL END!!!
❣️❣️😂😂
1? No matter how sharp a knife🔪 is it can never tear water.

2? No matter how fast🏃 you are you can never stop a moving bullet

3? No matter how poor/rich your parents are you will still go to school.

4? No matter how old👴👵 you are you are still a child👶 to your parent👪.

5? No matter how intelligent you are you can never describe God🙏.

6? No matter how strong a native doctor is he will still die one day😂😱.

7? No matter how powerful Satan😈 is, I don't think he can stop you from typing "I WILL MAKE IT IN LIFE😂😅😂