Knot Bad Massage, LLC

After yesterday’s announcement, I have been completely overwhelmed by the number of people who have reached out asking, “How can we help?” ❤️

Being away from Knot Bad for the next 2–4 weeks will definitely have an impact, especially since I’m such an active therapist within the business. So for everyone who has asked how they can support us, here are two simple ways:

❤️ Purchase a $110 gift card & we’ll add a $22 bonus giving you $132 in value!

❤️ Keep booking with our amazing therapists! Knot Bad has an incredible team who would love to take care of you while I’m away.

There is absolutely NO pressure to purchase anything. Booking an appointment, buying a gift card, sharing our posts, referring a friend, or even just sending your kind words all help more than you know.

I’m incredibly grateful for this community and for everyone helping keep Knot Bad moving while I take the time I need to recover.

Thank you for supporting my little business when I can’t physically be there. ❤️

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Your-help-is-so-appreciated-/207442

To help celebrate our amazing teachers heading back to school, Knot Bad is offering 60-minute gift cards TODAY ONLY for $77!
(YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE A TEACHER TO PURCHASE)

We will be picking a Teacher as our winner (from the comments) for every 10 gift cards sold!

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Teachers-Promotion-Raffle-/207292

Tell your friends…. WE’RE HIRING AGAIN!!

Email your resume to [email protected]

🍎 Harford County Teachers & School Staff — This One’s for YOU! ✏️💆‍♀️

At Knot Bad Massage, we want to take a moment to recognize the incredible people who teach, nurture, support, and keep our children safe every single day. ❤️

From the teachers in the classrooms to the amazing school staff working behind the scenes, we appreciate everything you do for the children and families of Harford County!

✨ TODAY & TOMORROW ONLY! ✨
All teachers and school staff can purchase a 60-minute massage session for just $75!

You spend all year taking care of everyone else — now it’s time to take care of YOU. 💆‍♀️🍎

📚 60 Minutes | $75
⏰ Today & Tomorrow ONLY!
❤️ Open to teachers & school staff

Tag your favorite teacher or school employee so they don’t miss this one! 🍎✏️

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Teachers-School-Staff-Special/207128

EXTENDED DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!!

☀️ TONIGHT ONLY FLASH SALE! ☀️

⏰ 8:30–9:30 PM ONLY!

Treat yourself to 90 minutes of relaxation for the price of a 60-minute gift card! 💆‍♀️✨

That’s an EXTRA 30 MINUTES FREE — a $50 SAVINGS! 🤯💰

Stock up for yourself or grab one as a gift! 🎁💕 But don’t wait — you only have ONE HOUR to snag this deal! ⏳🔥

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Summer-s-end-FLASH-SALE-/206950

☀️💕 SUMMER IS FOR LOVERS SALE! 💕☀️

🔥 TODAY ONLY! 🔥

Grab a Couples Massage Gift Card for 50% OFF! 😱💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

That’s a MASSIVE $130 SAVINGS! 🎉

And remember… “couples” doesn’t have to mean romantic couples! Bring your honey, your best friend, your mom, your sister… whoever you want to relax and unwind with! 🥰

✨ PAY 50% TODAY
✨ SAVE $130
✨ Give it as a gift OR save it for yourself!
✨ Perfect excuse for some much-needed quality time!

⚠️ THIS SALE ENDS TONIGHT! ⚠️

If you’ve been wanting to book a couples massage, THIS is the gift card to stock up on! 🙌

💕 Relax together. Reconnect. Make memories.

📲 Purchase using the link below ⬇️

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Summer-is-for-Lovers-Sale-/206841

☀️ END OF SUMMER SALE! ☀️

Summer may be winding down… but your massage stash doesn’t have to. 💆‍♀️✨

FOR ONE DAY ONLY — 8/12!

🔥 60-Minute Massage Gift Cards — ONLY $83! 🔥

This is the perfect time to STOCK UP! Grab a few for yourself to use throughout the year, or get ahead on birthdays, holidays, teacher gifts, thank-yous, and more! 🎁

Buy one. Buy five. Buy ten.
Future you will be very happy you did. 😉

✨ $83 for a 60-minute session
✨ Purchase on 8/12 ONLY
✨ Stock up for future massages
✨ Gift cards make GREAT gifts!
✨ Cannot be combined with any other offers

🚨 IMPORTANT: Gift cards MUST be purchased using the provided link to receive the sale price.

We’re ending summer with one of our best deals — once 8/12 is over, so is the $83 price!

👇 STOCK UP HERE:
https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/-83-End-of-Summer-Sale/206766

☀️💆‍♀️ END SUMMER RELAXED. START FALL STOCKED UP. 💆‍♀️☀️

✨ THE 8/8 SALE IS LIVE! ✨

Today is 8/8 — a day often associated with abundance, alignment, balance and positive energy.

And we think that energy pairs perfectly with taking a little time to pour back into YOU. 🤍

For TODAY ONLY, grab a:

✨ 60-Minute Massage for just $88! ✨

Buy one for yourself, save one for later, or grab one as a gift for someone who could use a little relaxation.

No limit. No expiration.

⚠️ This special MUST be purchased online using the link provided and cannot be combined with any other offers.

The sale disappears when 8/8 does — don’t miss it!

$88 • 60 Minutes • TODAY ONLY

✨ Align. Relax. Receive. ✨

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/-88-sessions-on-8-8-/206614

🚨 LOOK ALIVE, KNOT BAD FAM. 🚨

Tomorrow is 8/8… and if you know anything about the energy behind 88, you already know we couldn’t let this one pass without doing something special. 👀✨

Think abundance. Alignment. Good energy. And a REALLY good massage deal.

We’re dropping an 8/8 ONLY promotion tomorrow — and you’re going to want to keep your eyes on this page. 👏

Set your alarms.
$88 may just be your lucky number. 😉

✨ 8/8 ✨