Maid&Grimalkin

You: Just got the perfect fall mani
Us: But does it smell like a pumpkin latte?

Check out our new conditioning oils:
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Quality assurance inspection.

Everything I love is dusted in gold.

Filing in the "not food" category. Coming soon to a bathtub near you.

Rose. Peach. Lox. This soap shifts with the light thanks to the addition of rhubarb-infused olive oil.

Mom's Rhubarb Pie — Maid&Grimalkin This double butter soap was handcrafted in small batches with luxurious ingredients. This big bubbly bar includes kaolin clay and two butters (shea and cocoa) for a 100% palm- and phthalate-free satisfying washing experience that will leave you smelling like Mom’s rhubarb I set on fire (as you do)...

Nourish your skin with a little moonlight.

Moonlight — Maid&Grimalkin This double butter soap was handcrafted in small batches with luxurious ingredients. This big bubbly bar includes kaolin clay, goat milk, and two butters (shea and cocoa) for a 100% palm- and phthalate-free satisfying washing experience that will leave you smelling pretty damn sexy. Like a sexy gard

Oily summer skin need a little TLC? Grab a bar of Patio, which has red clay and eggs and absolutely never ever any palm oil. Not that you'd notice.

Patio — Maid&Grimalkin This double butter soap was handcrafted in small batches with luxurious ingredients. This big bubbly bar includes red clay and eggs (!) for a 100% palm- and phthalate-free satisfying washing experience that will leave you smelling like you’re hanging out with the best-smelling folk on the patio on...

Pine tar is, um, not my favorite ingredient. It smells. It SMELLS.

But it turns out it makes a really lovely bar of soap, especially when paired with the right essential oils. I threw in some aloe juice and activated charcoal and have been using this soap almost exclusively for the last two months.

Part of the Summer 2022 Collection. You can buy yours here:

Bugspray — Maid&Grimalkin This soap was handcrafted in small batches with luxurious ingredients. This big bubbly bar includes aloe juice, activated charcoal, pine tar, and two butters (cocoa and shea) for a 100% palm- and phthalate-free satisfying washing experience that doesn’t smell like pine tar — promise! This soap g...

The Summer 2022 Collection is live! Check them out here: https://maidandgrimalkin.com/shop/summer-2022

Mischief is afoot here at Maid&Grimalkin.

"Don't you want to join us?" I was recently asked by an acquaintance when he ran across me alone after midnight in a coffeehouse that was already almost deserted. "No, I don't," I said. (Kafka)

Pine tar soap lather test.

I like big bubbles (that smell like rhubarb, rose, and grapefruit) and I cannot lie.