Coolstoryjen

When you're trying to hug your kid, but her head has a different plan. There’s nothing quite like getting Head-butted in the mouth when you’re least expecting it.

Just another one of those beautiful motherhood experience that nobody warned me about.

When you forget kids don't believe in personal space. Let’s just be honest, Bandit isn’t the only one that’s accidentally fluffied in his child’s face.

When baby daddy takes out the trash without being asked. Talk about a panty dropper. 🤤 Happy Father's Day!

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Mom brain strikes again.

For THREE DAYS I couldn’t remember Lady Gaga’s name, it was erased from my memory. But at last, I conquered mom brain with determination and grit! 💪🏼

I told my husband and oldest daughter not to tell me, and they didn’t let me down. Even though I kept singing a part of the song WITH HER NAME IN IT and kept missing it. 🤣

When moms put their drink down for a second. Cheers to all the beautiful moms out there!🥂😍

May your coffee be warm and your water be backwash-free. Oh, and may you take a thirty minute p**p in dead silence. 🤌🏼

Y’all are the real MVP’s! HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!! 💐🤍

POV: Teaching my kid a valuable life lesson. Independence.

Mom’s can’t be selfless all the time. Sometimes we’ve gotta put ourselves first. It’s all about balance, you know?

Do my kids' homework with me. I might make this a series, idk maybe not.

Homework time is usually WAY more hectic than this especially with four kids 8 and under, and it’s always this painful for me thanks to my ADHD! I did not enjoy having to sit still and focus in school, and I still don’t enjoy it now.

God bless all the teachers out there, and I take my hat off to all the mothers that homeschool. Y’all are saints!

When you turn your back on your toddler for 2 seconds. Those little crotch turds are FAST!

I’ve literally found a razor, a piece of broken glass, and an open tube of Benadryl in my toddlers mouth before. (In all those instances the child was just fine, thankfully I acted very quick.)

What’s the scariest thing you’ve found in your toddlers mouth?

Art Appreciation Before and After Kids. It’s giving Jackson Po***ck. 🤌🏼

I’m thinking of submitting this to an art exhibit.

POV: You're a mom breaking up sibling fights. My cortisol levels stay high like Snoop Dogg, thanks to my ferrel kids (whom I love dearly!!).