Mend Massage and Wellness

Things I don’t care about as an LMT💆‍♂️
Part 2

6. Body type 🫶
My table is a completely safe, judgment-free space. I’m here to help you feel better in your body, exactly as it is today. You are always welcome here.

7. What you wear 👕
Whether you’re coming straight from work, the gym, or a relaxing day at home, you don’t need to dress up for a massage. Come as you are. My priority is helping you feel comfortable and relaxed, not judging your outfit.

8. Wanting different music 🎶
This is your time to relax, and the environment should reflect that. If the music isn’t helping you unwind, just let me know! We can change it to whatever helps you find your peace.

9. Asking for less pressure 🤲
You are never being difficult by asking for less pressure. Massage doesn’t need to hurt to be effective, and I always want you to speak up so we can find the right pressure for you.

10. Making you book every month 📅
Your wellness journey is entirely your own. Maintaining a routine can help you stay ahead of tension and work toward your wellness goals, but I know life gets busy. Whether you come in every month, couple times a year, or whenever you need a little extra care, there’s no pressure to book on a schedule that doesn’t work for you. I’m here to support you along the way.

Horror Stories from a Massage Therapist:
Part 2 😂💀

6. Showing up late and still wanting full body
20 minutes late but still expecting a full 60-minute massage. Unfortunately, I haven’t unlocked the ability to bend time yet. 😂

7. Permanent jewelry
Trying to work the forearm or ankle, but there’s a bracelet or anklet right in the way. I want to work the entire area, but the jewelry has other plans. 💍

8. Clients who are silent but make constant eye contact
You’re supposed to be relaxing, but somehow we’re making eye contact every time I move around the table. Blink twice if you’re enjoying the massage. 😂👀

9. No-shows with no communication
Things happen, and plans change. A quick message goes a long way. Respecting someone’s time works both ways! ⏰

10. The throat tickle
It starts as a tiny tickle and somehow turns into a full respiratory event while you’re desperately trying not to cough on someone. 💀

Which one deserves a Part 3? 😂

People don’t just book a massage just to relax.
They book to heal ♥️

To Get Out of Pain :

Whether it’s dealing with chronic issues or staying ahead of them with preventative care, massage is your reset button for relief.

To Breathe Easier Again :

High-stress jobs and daily anxiety can build up. Massage helps release that tension so you can finally take a full, deep breath.

To Feel Like Themselves Again :

It’s about getting your range of motion and mobility back. When you combine physical relief with a mental reset, you get back to feeling like you.

What benefit could massage be for you?
Let me know in the comments, or find your reason at the link in my bio!

Horror Stories as a Massage Therapist 👻

Some things we experience as massage therapists belong in a horror movie.

1. “Can you go a little deeper?”

Moments into the massage, and we’re already questioning every life decision that led us here.

2. Full body, deep tissue, 60 minutes.

When the client wants every muscle worked like they’ve booked a 2-hour session in a 60-minute time slot.

3. When the client asks for an adjustment.

I’m a massage therapist, not a chiropractor. Let’s keep everybody’s joints where they belong.

4. “It’s just allergies.”

Meanwhile, they’re coughing, sneezing, and breathing like they’re fighting for their life. Please reschedule.

5. Being called a masseuse.

Seven years of education, experience, and continuing education, and we’re still fighting this one.

Massage therapists, what’s your personal horror story? 😂

Things I Don’t Care About as a Licensed Massage Therapist, Part 1 :

1. Shaving your legs. I haven’t shaved my legs since swimming in high school. Come as you are 🪒

2. Being a little late. Life happens. Just communicate with me 🎤

3. Going 5 to 10 minutes over. If those extra few minutes help us actually accomplish the treatment goals, then we both win 🏆

4. Talking or not talking. Chat if you want. Quiet if you prefer. Both are welcome 💤

5. Nickeling and diming you for add-ons. Nope. If it’s gonna benefit your treatment, I’d rather incorporate it than charge extra 👍🏻

You don’t have to be perfect to get a great massage. Be who you are, come as you ♥️

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Your back has been hurting for weeks. You’ve stretched it, iced it, slept on the floor, googled it at 2am.😩

It’s not going away on its own. 😟

One session can help relieve that tension you’ve been carrying giving your muscles a chance to release, your circulation to improve, and your body to finally get a break.😌

You’ve been putting this off long enough. Spots are limited this week ⌛️

Link in bio to book today🗓️