Little Brown Lady

Little Brown Lady

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A Little Brown Lady making craft soaps, body creams, bath goods with the occasional crochet or knitted item through Poked While Hookin.

12/31/2025

Pull up a seat, sit down, snuggle in and get ready
Because I'm going to tell the story of...
The Little Brown Lady!

When I was growing up we didnt have much money for gifts and such. My mom and dad did their best, but like many, sometimes on Christmas we got gifts from Salvation Army or similar which my brother and I loved. So, my mom (the original Little Brown Lady!!) would do the best she could for Christmas, but she figured out after Christmas Sales were where you could get some great discount and clearance stuff.
Underwear and socks, bras too always grace the tree as ornaments, because who doesn’t need those year after year?

So after Christmas she would go shopping and the "Little Brown Lady", who was a Santa helper who would place the gifts on the front porch in a black trash bag. So, why on the porch? Because she wasnt some super magical person who could B&E into the house and she hated wrapping gifts.

So, she put them in a trash bag to protect the presents against bad people looking to steal them since, afterall, who steals trash?

Sometimes the LBL would be allowed in the house (with a secret key of some sort and a note of permission) and would decorate the tree with underwear, socks and treats (equivalent to a stocking). But it was way less odd to see a little brown lady in our neighborhood than an big white guy... lol

The LBL was way too good to let it fade into my memory. My eldest wa introduced young and my bonus kid once we became a family a few years later.

They are 18 and 16 now. The day has less sparkle, and a little less cheer because they are less interested in family and more interested in friends. I'm told they'll turn around as they get older so, I'll be looking forward to that tradition continuing.

11/14/2025

🌲🦌 LITTLE BROWN LADY LAUNDRY IS HEADING TO DEER CAMP! 🧺🧡

Hey y’all! I’m packing up my hunter’s orange, trading my fro for twist, softener for a stand and bleach for a blind. And probably way too many snacks as I head up north for some good ol’ Michigan deer season fun.

I’ll be closed November 14–November 20 while I’m out in the woods pretending to be a Delta Force level sniper 👀😂

Don’t worry I'm not running away. I'll be back 😩😮‍💨😉 So save ALL the laundry you stacked up while I was gone. Go ahead and save up those baskets, I’ll be back on the 21st!

Stay warm, stay safe, and wish me luck out there!
🧺🧡🦌

Little Brown Lady Laundry

12/09/2024

From body soap to... laundry?

Yup! Little Brown Lady Laundry is my newest adventure! If you are checking out this page but looking for freshly folded laundry?
Here you go Little Brown Lady Laundy! https://www.facebook.com/share/1YyvjuhfRF/?mibextid=LQQJ4d
Little Brown Lady Laundry

So goofy fun brand, different dopamine chasing adventure!

Little Brown Lady Laundry A goal of returning freshly washed and folded laundry so you can get a few moments back to your day.

04/02/2024

In case you were wondering about the sap to syrup pipeline...

Someone also asked about the trees making sap. Maybe I'll explain that next.

03/21/2024

So my Gen X/ elder millennial sisters... how are yall going through the natural course of perimenopause, how is that treating you?

*Plot any murders of people yet?
*Everything sounds good to eat but nothing sounds good?
*Soaking the bed thinking you peed it and it's just sweat?
*Are you raging out like hulk?
*What about the random electrical zaps?
*How about the new found ringing ears?
*Fingers and hands getting a little tingly?
*How about your deodorant no longer working and you smell like a prepubescent boy by lunch?
*Wtf is up with Itchy ears?
*And why do we smell random damn things?
*Is your spirit animal a mix between Eeyore, Sadness (Inside Out) and Dark Phoenix (Jean Grey Alter)?
*Are you playing a game of tag with your period? Or Hide and NOT seek?
*Why is the sugar bowl in the fridge and my coffee in the cabinet?

Lastly? Have you murdered anyone out of if rage because they are idiots? Everyone are idiots...

What are you experiencing?




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03/04/2024

This was from a few weeks ago but I thought I'd drop it here for fun!

I'll give you an update this week on the project the man completed and the boil down process!

01/25/2024

Ohh the possibilities...

01/23/2024

Ok ok ok I know it's been a LONG... LONG TIME. But stay tuned cause due to some love and peer pressure? Imma be back and switch up some things!!!

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