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Educating people on proper sun and sunless tanning practices.
10/11/2026
Escape the crisp Flathead chill... ๐๐ฅ
As the frost settles over the valley and the tamaracks turn gold across the mountains, autumn is in full swing here.
But weโve got the warm, sunny refuge you've been craving.
Step out of the cool autumn air, sink into a cozy sunbed or high-performance stand-up unit, and leave your jacket at the door.
Walk out with a rich, gorgeous bronzed glow that keeps summer alive all season long.
Stop by today and get your sun hug! โ๏ธ๐
As the hip hop preacher would say,
"Luck is for leprechauns and you ain't green. "
We don't do green. So if yiur tan turns green, and yes thats real, you need new lotion. Or Maybe a new spray tech. Green no good for tanning.
Old cabin on the mine. Back in the day.... 1940 thru the 50s or so grammie and pappy Lewis stayed many of a cold nights while mining for the elusive golden nuggets. If you get my math. Legends has it, a bear tried to break in and Pappy opened the door shot him point blank. That there pi**ed that monster off, as any thing would be. Slammed door in its face. That pi**ed off bear kept being persistent. Paps once again flung the door open and "BAMM" . Point blank again. This time no going back. His mind raced, the safety of my family. Bamm again and again. Thus David was created. Pure legend of coarse. Absolute legend.
10/10/2026
Howโs this for a reality check?
โ๐๐จ๐งโ๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ค ๐ฐ๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ง. ๐๐จ๐ฎโ๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ข๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐๐ญ๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ.โ
We are who we are. So step away from the drama and come get your required daily light cycle in one of our premium tanning beds.
We promise youโll feel better afterward! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
What???? Never seen this before.
To be continued...........
Tree update. Going good
10/09/2026
Hereโs your trophy. ๐โ๏ธ
You survived Summer 2026.
*82 days of "I'm bored."
*400 melted popsicles.
*100 lost socks.
But today? The kids are at school, and our tanning beds are warm.
Come get your glow back, Mom!
10/08/2026
is in full effect! ๐ผโจ
Tan Man traded his mullet for an epic ZZ Top beard, paired perfectly with a sleeveless denim vest and vibrant neon tee.
Dazzlinโ Dee is maxing out peak 1980s fashion: neon pink mesh top, heavy purple eye makeup, a studded belt, and a high-voltage hair-sprayed mane!
If these two don't look ready to drop the hottest glam-rock album of 1986 in front of a laser backdrop, nobody does. ๐ฅ๐ง
This is how we let loose here at Absolute Sun & Sunless.
Come get a sun hug and share the laughs!
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1111 US Highway 2 West Ste A
Kalispell, MT
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