Tummy Table

Tummy Table

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the inversion table has not adapted to today's culture. the patent is for sale and im for hire🚨
@turtle_jiujitsu creator

we are here to reintroduce the inversiontable

The Tummy Table is an adjustable prone positioning platform 🚨patent protected.

09/25/2026

I believed in self-myofascial release before I ever had a product to sell.

My first real experience came after a Muay Thai fight when my leg was swollen, bruised, and barely bending. The options were basically a soft foam roller… or straight PVC pipe.

The soft roller helped.

So naturally, 22-year-old me thought:

ā€œIf soft helped, harder must help more.ā€ šŸ˜‚

The PVC hurt like hell—but when I stood up, I could move better again.

That moment shaped how I approached recovery from then on.

Dumbbells. Kettlebells. Soup cans. Balls. Rollers. Whatever gave me the pressure and leverage I was looking for, I experimented with it.

Then massage school pushed me even further toward deep tissue, trigger point, and sports work.

I’ve always been practical that way.

I want to feel the tissue change.
I want movement to change.
I want something I can test and reassess.

That’s where my SMR obsession started.

Long before the books. Long before the products.

09/24/2026

Foam rolling vs. stretching? I don’t think it should be either/or.

For years I stopped telling clients to ā€œstretchā€ or ā€œdo yoga.ā€

I started saying one word:

MOVE.

If you sit all day, move differently.
Put your body into positions it hasn’t seen all day.
Wake up what hasn’t been participating.

Even getting into different foam-rolling positions creates movement and length through the body before the roller ever does anything.

In the video I use a resistance band as an analogy:

Tie knots in it. Stretch it.

The band still lengthens—but the knots change how that tension gets distributed.

That’s how I think about old injuries, guarding, adhesions, and restrictions. Stretching may temporarily change tension and make you feel better, but if the underlying restriction never changes, the same pattern can keep showing up.

That circles right back to Bailey’s First Law of Internal Motion:

What stays stuck tends to stay stuck until something provides enough input to create change.

So don’t just stretch harder.

Move. Load. Release. Reassess.

09/24/2026

Circulatory System 101: what happens when the body takes a hit?
You fall. Take a body shot. Get the wind knocked out of you. Get bruised in training.
Before you even see the bruise, circulation is already responding.
Impact → vessel stress → local bleeding/fluid shift → pressure change → repair.
Small blood vessels can be damaged, creating the discoloration and swelling we call a bruise. Blood flow also changes around irritated tissue as the body begins delivering oxygen, nutrients, immune cells, and the materials needed for repair.
Then everything else starts adapting around it.
Pain changes movement.
Guarding changes pressure.
Breathing changes.
Muscle activity changes.
That’s the Fluid Integrity point:
Circulation doesn’t respond alone.
Nerves signal the threat.
Lymph helps clear excess fluid.
Fascia and muscle change tension.
Circulation keeps supplying the environment.
One impact. Four systems. One body trying to restore flow.
And an important distinction: being rendered unconscious by a choke is primarily a temporary reduction in blood flow to the brain. That is not the same as getting a bruise or having the wind knocked out of you, and any loss of consciousness should be taken seriously.

Photos from Tummy Table 's post 09/23/2026
09/22/2026

I’m not trying to reinvent science.

I’m trying to combine what already works.

This client has a lumbar fusion and double hip replacements. Today that meant adapting the session with the Tummy Table, massage gun, cupping, positioning, and hands-on work based on what his body could tolerate.

That’s how I look at recovery.

I’ve spent years moving through massage, corrective exercise, personal training, combat sports, and recovery work. Each industry has useful tools. The problem is when they stay trapped inside their own lane.

I’m not claiming I invented cupping.
I didn’t invent percussion therapy.
I didn’t invent traction.
I didn’t invent self-myofascial release.

I’m combining those principles into a system that makes sense to me—and applying them differently through the Tummy Table and Recovery Series.

Same science. Different application.

09/22/2026

Nervous System 101: what happens when the body takes a hit?
You fall. Take a hard collision. Get a football ā€œstinger.ā€ Get twisted unexpectedly.
Before the bruise even develops, the nervous system is already responding.
Impact → sensory input → threat detection → protection → adaptation.
A stinger can temporarily irritate or stretch nerves around the neck/shoulder, creating that sudden burning or electric sensation down the arm. Pain can change muscle tone. Muscles guard. Coordination and proprioception can change. Your movement strategy changes to protect the area.
That’s the nervous system doing its job:
Perceive. Process. React. Adapt.
And through the Fluid Integrity lens, it doesn’t happen alone.
Circulation responds.
Lymph begins cleanup.
Fascia and muscle change tension.
The nervous system decides how much movement it currently trusts.
One impact. Four systems. One coordinated response.

09/21/2026

This video is a small look at the curriculum behind the foam rollers without giving away the parts I’m protecting.
I read through a lot of the chapter structure, talked about the four-shape system, and why I believe the education matters just as much as the product itself.
And to be clear: if someone buys me out, this is all or nothing.
They’re not just buying a patent.
They’re getting the products, curriculum, books, teaching material, and the content ecosystem built around it.
I don’t want to spend the next 20 years protecting one idea.
I want to sell it, hand over the machine, and go build the next one.
The final two prototypes should be wrapping up soon. If everything stays on track, I’m hoping to be in a position to start taking orders by the end of October.
This is finally getting close.

09/20/2026

Fascia 101: what happens when the body takes a hit?
You fall. Get the wind knocked out of you. Take a hard body shot. Get bruised. Get twisted up in training.
Even without a major injury, the body immediately starts protecting itself.
Impact → irritation → swelling → guarding → altered movement.
Fascia is part of the connective-tissue environment surrounding and linking muscles, nerves, vessels, and other structures. When an area gets irritated, local fluid can increase, muscles can brace, and tissue layers may stop moving as freely as they did before.
That changes tension, glide, and force distribution.
Then the compensation begins.
You protect one area.
Another area carries more load.
Movement changes.
The nervous system remembers the threat.
That’s why Fluid Integrity looks beyond the bruise itself.
The body doesn’t say, ā€œOnly the fascia got hit.ā€
Circulation reacts.
Nerves react.
Lymph reacts.
Fascia adapts around all of it.
One event. Four systems. One body trying to reorganize.

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