Kneaded Oasis

Self-Care September is almost over, which means your chance to grab a Self-Care Aware Membership is almost gone too.

Prepay $1,750 and receive 30% off services until your balance is gone—
No monthly payments. No expiration date. Just a pretty damn good excuse to keep taking care of yourself. 💚

Self-Care Aware is only available through September 30th.

Want one? Send me a message, ask me at your next appointment, or book a Retail/Gift Certificate Purchase appointment online.

A little scheduling heads-up! 🌿

Kneaded Oasis has a couple of extended weekends coming up:

📦 September 25–27 — CLOSED
Moving weekend (for me, not the studio). Wish me luck. 😂

🎤 October 2–3 — CLOSED
This time, I'm disappearing for something considerably more fun—a comedy show.

Apparently, my version of Self-Care September includes moving boxes AND laughing until my face hurts. Balance. 😂🌿

Appointments are still available around those dates, but with five days taken off the calendar, things may fill a little faster than usual. If you've been meaning to get on the table, you may want to snag your spot sooner rather than later. 💚

Online booking is always open.

Look who's back for Self-Care September. 👀🌿

The Self-Care Aware membership has returned to Kneaded Oasis for a limited time!

Prepay $1,750 and get 30% off services until your balance is gone — giving you up to $2,500 in services.

No monthly payments. No expiration date. You can even share your membership with authorized users you choose when you sign up.

Self-Care Aware is only available through September 30th.

Want in? Send me a message or ask me about it at your next appointment. 💚

Wanna know a little secret? 🤫

There’s usually more than one conversation happening during your massage.

There’s the one I’m having with you…
and the one my hands are having with your muscles.

Don’t worry. I’m listening to both. 💜

Massage Table Myth #1:

I need to apologize for my body.

Sweaty feet. Didn't shave. Stretch marks. Cellulite. Scars. Whatever it is, I promise I've heard the apology before.

Your body isn't something you need to apologize for on my table.
You're here to take care of it. 💜

That moment when the massage is over, your body feels amazing...

and your brain has apparently left the building. 😂

No thoughts. Just vibes.
Take your time. Re-entry into reality is hard. 💜

Gloss, my service provider, is down. There's nothing I can do on my end. I apologize if you've been attempting to go to the website. It's not me. The business is fine. Hopefully, it will be back up shortly. 🤞

Not a bad way to start a Weekend Birthday Getaway! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!

And yes, you read that right. "Weekend" Birthday GETAWAY. So what does that mean? Kneaded Oasis is officially closed until Wednesday, July 22nd. It also means I will be unavailable to answer any calls/texts/emails. If you need to alter any upcoming appointments, you can do so through the link on the appointment confirmation. As always, you can purchase gift certificates and self book at kneadedoasis.glossgenius.com. I will do my best to catch all requests before they expire, but should you have a request expire while I'm away, please just resubmit it. See ya'll next week! 🥳

Kneaded Oasis will be closed on Saturday, July 4th, Sunday, July 5th, and Monday, July 6th, in observation of Independence Day. As always, I will also be closed on Tuesday, July 7th. Availability between now and then is extremely limited.

You can self book anytime at kneadedoasis.glossgenius.com

My sweet little mermaid alerted me to some trinkets that fell into a hidden crevice. If you've lost anything recently after receiving a service, please text me. Also, double-check any settings, as one of the trinkets is very tiny. To prevent something like this in the future, please utilize the mermaid for any valuables. She guards them very well and will alert me instantly if you forget them.