The Smithsburg Barber Shop

🎀 MEN, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU! 🎀

You check the oil.
You check the tires.
You check the damn weather before grilling. 😂

NOW CHECK YOUR LADY’S TATAS. 🩷👀

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so give your lady a little reminder to check herself, know what’s normal for her, and stay on top of her recommended screenings.

Because saving the tatas is a team sport, gentlemen. 😂🎀

SAVE THE TATAS. 🩷

🎃🍂 OCTOBER AT THE BARBERSHOP! 🍂🎃

October is here, which means cooler weather, spooky season, and somehow… another month of us putting up with each other. 😂

Here’s what’s happening around the shop this month 👇

🎀 ALL MONTH — Breast Cancer Awareness Month
We’re showing our support all month long! 💗

🧁 OCTOBER 3RD | 9AM–1PM
NEW! All That & Cake!!

🌭 OCTOBER 9TH | 10AM—5PM
My Sweet Choice LLC

🇺🇸 OCTOBER 12TH — Columbus Day
Yep… we’re OPEN! Come get cleaned up.

🏝️ OCTOBER 14TH–18TH
Bobby is OFF on vacation!
The shop will still be open, but don’t let Bobby catch you enjoying yourself without him. 😂

🎃👻 OCTOBER 16TH | 6–7:30ISH PM
🚨 TRUNK OR TREAT!!! 🚨
It’s spooky. It’s chaotic. There will be candy.
You do NOT want to miss it!
CloudSplitter coffee AND Slide Hustle

👻 OCTOBER 30TH — SHOP COSTUME DAY!
The barbers are dressing up… which means you should probably prepare yourselves now. 😂

🎃 OCTOBER 31ST — HALLOWEEN! 🎃
Come see us before you head out for candy, costumes, and questionable parenting decisions. 👻😂
CloudSplitter 8AM—1PM
All That & Cake 9AM—1PM

Save the dates, share this post, and come hang out with us all October long! 🖤🎃

🎂 DID SOMEONE SAY CAKE?!? 👀🎂

Now that I have your attention… let’s introduce you to a NEW local cake stand! 🧁🍪

We can’t WAIT to have All That & Cake here with us this Saturday! 🎉

They’ll be set up 9 AM–1 PM with great prices, yummy treats, and probably everything you didn’t know you needed until you see it. 😂

So come grab your Saturday haircut, then grab yourself a little something sweet! Because calories don’t count when you’re supporting local… right?! 😏😂

👉 Go check out All That & Cake and give them some love!
We’ll see you Saturday! 🎂❤️

🚨 ALRIGHT, CUSTOMERS… WE HAVE A VERY, VERY SERIOUS QUESTION. 🚨

How many of you are DYING to know who the man and/or woman behind all these social media posts actually is? 👀😂

We know a few of you already know the culprit… but there are still plenty of you out there wondering:

“WHO TF IS WRITING THIS STUFF?!” 😂

So here’s the question…

Do you want a FORMAL INTRODUCTION to the person (or persons 👀) behind the madness, the chaos, the questionable polls, the unhinged Sunday questions, and basically everything that comes across your feed from us?

Because we might just be ready to reveal the mastermind. 😈

👇 WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
Drop a 👀 if you want the reveal!

🌻🎃 A HUGE THANK YOU! 🎃🌻

We have to take a minute to give some BIG thank-yous to the people who helped make our fall display so beautiful!

First, a HUGE thank you to Mr. Oliver for our gorgeous mums! ❤️ Even though they didn’t come from a Smithsburg school, we’re still proudly showing off those Smithsburg colors! 😉 We appreciate you thinking of us and helping make the front of the shop look absolutely beautiful!

🎃 Thank you to Lewis Orchards for growing amazing pumpkins! They were the perfect addition to our fall setup.

🌾 And another BIG thank you to Mountain Valley Orchards for the cornstalks and straw bales! They really helped bring the whole display together and give it that perfect fall feel.

We are incredibly grateful for the local businesses and community members who continue to support us and help make our little shop a part of this community. ❤️

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! 🍂🎃🌻

🚨 FOOD TRUCKS WANTED! 🚨

October is coming, and we wanna get those GOOD FOOD FRIDAYS FILLED UP! 🌮🍔🍕🌭🍗

If you’re a food truck, food trailer, pop-up, or know someone who is — WE WANT YOU! 👀

We’re looking to fill our Friday calendar with some seriously good food for our customers, our community, and anyone who just happens to be driving by and smells something delicious. 😂

📅 October Fridays
📍 The Smithsburg Barber Shop

Know a food truck that would be a good fit? Tag them below! 👇
Or send us a message and let’s get you on the calendar!

Let’s make October GOOD FOOD FRIDAY season. 🔥🍴

And yes… we fully support the idea of getting a haircut AND leaving with a full belly. 😂

🚨 SUNDAY UNHINGED QUESTION 🚨

You wake up tomorrow and discover that one animal has been given the ability to speak… but it can ONLY speak when it’s at the barbershop. 😂

Which animal are you bringing in, and what do you think it’s going to say? 👀✂️

Bonus points if you already know that animal is going to have some SERIOUS gossip. 😂

🚨 THE LICENSE PLATE CHALLENGE IS BACK! 🚨

A couple weeks ago, we posted about all the license plates you guys have gifted us… and apparently we’ve decided we need to make this WAY harder. 😂

We’re going for ALL 50 STATES! 🇺🇸

Here’s what we’ve already got checked off:

✅ Maryland
✅ Hawaii
✅ Nebraska
✅ Wyoming
✅ New York
✅ West Virginia
✅ Alabama
✅ Virginia
✅ Pennsylvania
✅ Ohio
✅ Michigan
✅ Missouri
✅ Utah
✅ Arkansas
✅ California
✅ Mississippi
✅ New Jersey
✅ Florida
✅ North Carolina

That means we’ve got 19 states down… 31 to go! 👀

So let’s see what you’ve got.

📸 If you’re from one of the states we’re missing, bring us a plate! We want to see how many states we can collect and proudly slap on our walls.

🚨 STATES WE STILL NEED:

Alaska
Arizona
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Georgia
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Massachusetts
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Mexico
North Dakota
Oklahoma
Oregon
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin

🎯 BONUS ROUND:
🇻🇮 U.S. Virgin Islands
🇧🇸 Bahamas

Who’s traveling? Who has family out of state? Who has a random plate sitting in their garage that’s been collecting dust since 2007? 😂

WE WANT YOUR PLATES. (Feel free to mail them)

Let’s see if Smithsburg can collect all 50! 🇺🇸

And yes… we fully expect this comment section to turn into a geographical argument. 😂

🚨 WE TOTALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON THIS ONE! 🚨😂

But better late than never, right?!

🔥 SLIDE HUSTLE IS HERE TODAY! 🔥
📅 TODAY — Friday, September 25th
⏰ 3–7ish

Come grab some food, support a local vendor, and forgive us for the last-minute reminder. 🤣

We promise we’re better at haircuts than remembering to make Facebook posts. 💈😂

Come see us and SLIDE HUSTLE today! 🔥