Massage by Vandee

😂 PSA: Your massage therapist is NOT your therapist… but I do offer a pretty good listening service! 💅🤣

Come on in, tell me all the tea ☕️ Spill the drama. Complain about your boss, your husband, your kids, your neighbors… I can handle it!

BUT let’s get one thing straight…

You can get THERAPY at your massage appointment, but you cannot get a MASSAGE at your therapy appointment! 😂

I’m happy to listen while I work out those knots, but honey, I’m not licensed to fix your life AND your tight shoulders in the same hour! 🤣

Now let’s get those muscles relaxed and that stress evicted!

🍂 NOVEMBER SPECIAL! 🍂
💆‍♀️ Get $10 OFF a 60-minute massage!
📅 November 1–25, 2026
🚫 Not valid on gift certificates.

📲 Call or text 972-825-3781 to book your appointment!

Come for the massage… stay for the tea! ☕️😂

😂 LET’S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT… YOU DO NOT HAVE TO APOLOGIZE AT YOUR MASSAGE! 💆‍♀️❤️

Stomach growling? Let it growl!
Fell asleep and started snoring? Music to my ears! 😂
Need help moving your arms or legs? I’ve got you!
Prefer complete silence? No problem!
Haven’t shaved your legs? Girl, I promise I’m not checking! 🤣

You’re here to relax, not impress me! Your body deserves care just as it is.

And while we’re talking about treating yourself…

🍂 NOVEMBER SPECIAL IS HERE! 🍂
Enjoy $10 OFF a 60-minute massage session!
📅 November 1st–25th, 2026
⚠️ Not valid on gift certificates.

Don’t wait until the holiday stress takes over! Give yourself a little time to unwind and let me take care of you.

📲 Call or text 972-825-3781 to book your appointment!

✨ GIRL MATH… but make it self-care! 😂

One hour without anyone needing anything from you? That’s not an expense… that’s an INVESTMENT! 🙌💆‍♀️

Let me help you relax, recharge, and forget about everybody else’s problems for a little while. 😉

🍂 NOVEMBER SPECIAL
Take $10 OFF a 60-minute massage!
📅 November 1st–25th, 2026

Don’t wait until the holiday chaos kicks in to take care of yourself!

📲 Call or text 9728253781 to book your spot!

📍 Ennis, TX

Special not valid on gift certificates.

Your time. Your relaxation. Your hour of PRICELESS peace. ❤️

💕 Now THAT’S the kind of good morning text we all want! 😂

Forget flowers and coffee… just tell me YOUR MASSAGE IS BOOKED! 💆‍♀️🙌

Give yourself something to look forward to! A little relaxation, some stress relief, and time to focus on YOU. You deserve it!

🍂 NOVEMBER SPECIAL at Massage by Vandee!
💥 Get $10 OFF a 60-minute massage session!
📅 November 1st–25th, 2026

Don’t wait until your neck, shoulders, and back start sending angry messages! 😂

📲 Call or text 972-825-3781 to book your appointment!

⚠️ Offer not valid on gift certificates.

Spots are limited, so let’s get that good morning text on your calendar! ❤️

Massage by Vandee — Your relaxation is just a booking away!

😂 Looks like your eyes already know what you need!

And lucky for you, I can help with that! 😉💆‍♀️

Massage by Vandee has a November special going on!

🍂 $10 OFF a 60-minute massage session!

📅 November 1st – November 25th, 2026

Whether you’re carrying stress, tension, or just need a little time to yourself, let’s get you on my warm table!

📲 Call or text 972-825-3781 to book your spot!

📍 Ennis, TX

November special not valid on gift certificates.

Your first word was MASSAGE… don’t ignore the signs! 😂💆‍♀️

✨ GIRL MATH… ✨

You’ve spent all week taking care of everyone else. Now it’s YOUR turn! 💆‍♀️

Because taking care of yourself isn’t selfish… it’s necessary! ❤️

Consider this your sign to book that massage you’ve been putting off. Your body deserves some attention, too!

🍂 NOVEMBER SPECIAL 🍂
Enjoy $10 OFF a 60-minute massage!

📅 November 1st – November 25th, 2026

📍 Massage by Vandee | Ennis, TX

📲 Call or text 972-825-3781 to claim your spot!

⚠️ Special is not valid on gift certificate purchases.

Spots are limited, so don’t wait until everyone else’s needs are taken care of to take care of YOU! 😉

😂 Things clients say during a massage…

“I didn’t even know THAT was tight!”
“Can you just stay on that spot forever?”
“Is that supposed to hurt there?”
“I swear I drink water!”
“Sorry, was I snoring?!” 🤣

If you’ve ever said one of these, you’re in good company! No judgment here… just a little muscle TLC and some much-needed relaxation! 💆‍♀️❤️

At Massage by Vandee, my goal is to help you relax, work out those stubborn knots, and leave feeling better than when you walked in!

📣 Have you seen my current ad running? Be sure to check it out, show some love, and help spread the word! $10 off 60 minute session, valid from Nov 1st - Nov 25th, 2026.

🛑 NOT valid on gift certificates

Ready to give those tight muscles some attention?

📲 Call or text 972-825-3781 to schedule your appointment!

Your muscles have been trying to tell you something… let’s listen! 😉

😂 Don’t be embarrassed if your stomach starts growling while you’re on my massage table!

Around here, we don’t judge… and if mine starts answering back, just know we’re both enjoying the relaxation! 🤣

A little reminder: November is the perfect time to treat yourself to some much-needed relaxation!

🍂 NOVEMBER SPECIAL! 🍂
📅 November 1st–25th, 2026

Don’t wait until the holiday stress has you ready to lose your mind! Come relax on my warm table. 💆‍♀️

📲 Call or text 972-825-3781 to book your spot!

Special not valid on gift certificates.

Massage by Vandee

GIRL MATH… and I’m not here to argue with it! 😂

If a massage helps you feel like yourself again, that’s called an INVESTMENT, not an expense! 💆‍♀️❤️

Your body works hard for you every single day. It’s time to give a little something back!

🍂 NOVEMBER SPECIAL! 🍂
📅 November 1st – November 25th, 2026

Don’t miss your chance to save a little while taking care of yourself!

📲 Call or text 972-825-3781 to book your spot!

📍 Massage by Vandee | Ennis, TX

Special not valid on gift certificates.

Your stress isn’t going to rub itself away! 😉

✨ THE POWER OF TOUCH… AND THE POWER OF TAKING TIME FOR YOURSELF! ✨

Sometimes your body just needs a little TLC! 💆‍♀️ Whether you’re carrying stress in your shoulders, tension in your back, or simply need a moment to relax and recharge, Massage by Vandee is here for you!

🍂 NOVEMBER SPECIAL! 🍂
Enjoy $10 OFF a 60-minute massage session!

📅 November 1st – November 25th, 2026

Don’t wait until the holiday craziness takes over to give yourself some much-needed attention!

📲 Call or text 972-825-3781 to book your appointment!

⚠️ Limited availability. Promotion is not valid on gift certificates.

Because sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is simply… RELAX! ❤️

Massage by Vandee – Your body deserves it!